Half time entertainment

[homer]

Q: Do you want the Birch talking shite and watching fat kids run round the pitch, or do you want this:

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NB: Durham's arse makes a cameo appearance on picture 37..

 

[Durham Fox]

and god is some of it filthy :!:

 

[homer]

Magnificent, though, in it's own special way

 

[drummindefender]

what about a nice combination of both

 

[homer]

I like your thinking, DD

Let's get mucky looking girls in bikini's to sprint around the edge of the pitch, and then do a little dance at each corner flag

Would definitely bring the crowds back, IMO

 

[drummindefender]

everyones a winner

 

[MKFox]

Let's get mucky looking girls in bikini's to sprint around the edge of the pitch, and then do a little dance at each corner flag

make the flag posts a bit taller and sturdier and hey-presto! mucky alfresco pole dancers

 

[Naughty Fox]

....and we know what they have been doing with those dirty knees aswell :smt119

 

[gregs_y2k]

but how do we get seasoned pro's in?
These girls are so synchronised, they've obviously been rehearsing for years and have that natural talent as well. Girls like this must be in high demand. I am not sure we could get any in, and even if we did I doubt we could have them ready for next season.

 

[SilverFox]

Just get a pole, grease them down and watch them go!!!


...aren't we supposed to be a family club

 

[lazzer]

one of thems got a bigger arse than durham

 

[gregs_y2k]

And we were worrying about the rugby players tearing up our sacred green turf

 

[lazzer]

university life busy as ever gregs :roll:

 

[homer]

That one with the fat arse would make a great prop forward

















Wouldn't you, Durham.........?

 

[gregs_y2k]

was it ever that busy?

 

[Steven]

Birch's Bollox, or Filthy Flange ? - it has to be Filthy Flange. ;-) :mrgreen:

 

[cooperLCFCanstey]

all a bit too frumpy if you ask me

but is this hinting you want birch to do this at h/t? lol

 

[Boy Genius]

That big fat one, would look better only if we were allowed to drink beer at halftime sat in our seats. Thats one scary bint. The type I used to wake up besides!!!