Half Time Team Talk

[ElsieEfsie]

What on earth does Rogers say at half time that completely flattens a team. Managers are supposed to correct things not make them worse

 

[tedfoxxx]

He’s shite. He’s not a coach, he doesn’t improve players or get them fit. He’s not a manager because they all look ****ing miserable.

 

[Micky]

I'm great
Do you know who I am
Look at me
I'm Brendan
Kerching
Look at my belt

 

[Lako42]

Sorry are you lot actually just joining us on the final page...

 

[Blue Maniac]

Are you a dog?

 

[ElsieEfsie]

Inside the head of an idiot. Hmm half time, we looked good for 30 mins, I cant have that, what should I do. We have good shape so let's take Barnes off and put a right footer on the left wing and keep turning to pass backwards. Ineacho having a shocker so I will leave him on. I know let's take another winger off and put an out of form striker on. Oh bugger, we did not have a shot on target hmmmmmm, anyway my teeth still look nice AND I drew some lovely smiley faces in my little note book.

 

[SilverFox]

What on earth does Rogers say at half time that completely flattens a team. Managers are supposed to correct things not make them worse

He points at his belt, says who manufactured it, then produces 3 envelopes. None of them contain his p45.

 

[Blue Maniac]

He points at his belt, says who manufactured it, then produces 3 envelopes. None of them contain his p45.

Then starts speaking Spanish

 

[Rock Fox]

He doesn't need to say anything, just hands out the half-time oranges that have been spiked with Ketamine