Halloween

[City Fan]

It's that time of year again......the time of year I dread every time it comes.

Fecking Halloween.

It wouldn't be as bad if it was done properly, but all it is is little chavs knocking on your door begging for sweets. Feck off you little turds.

 

[drew]

Happy Halloween from the USA It's a big deal over here so i'm getting all dressed up for some good partying.

PS I'm melting, it's 33c but don't feel bad for me.....

 

[Singth]

I know someone who used to work for the police and he said that he once had to go out to Market Harborough as there was a lady who was dishing out coins on a tray to kids. Apparently she hated kids/halloween/life and had baked these coins in the oven first :icon_eek:

 

[drummindefender]

Going to a party this halloween!

 

[Hazzman]

Apparently she hated kids/halloween/life and had baked these coins in the oven first :icon_eek:

:icon_lol::icon_lol: Quality. Looks like my 'Sawnoff Shotgun in the letterbox activited by the words Trick or Treat' will be beaten.

 

[highland fox]

Load of old bollocks

 

[Melton Fox]

For ****s.

 

[Singth]

For ****s.

:icon_lol:

Love it. Kids. Are. ****s.

 

[LS6_Fox]

I know someone who used to work for the police and he said that he once had to go out to Market Harborough as there was a lady who was dishing out coins on a tray to kids. Apparently she hated kids/halloween/life and had baked these coins in the oven first :icon_eek:

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

[MKFox]

 

[highland fox]

Bit bunged up Mk ?

 

[MKFox]

the pikey kids who come begging around her will be on the pan all night!

 

[Singth]

Chocolate covered brussell sprouts is a good'n

 

[Boy Genius]

For ****s.

I don't know what I am doing for halloween............ :icon_bigg:icon_bigg:icon_bigg:icon_bigg:icon_bigg

 

[Brauny Blue]

Posted two years ago by the one and only Melts

Don't bother knocking on my door you material greedy bastards. Get into the true spirit of Halloween and have a party in your own ****ing house. I've got shit loads of sweets and treats for my kids in my house, but you ****ers are having none of them.

Oh, and if you want a trick, I'll give you a bleeder, and yes Mum, I can see you peeping from around the hedge and that doesn't worry me in the slightest, in fact it positively encourages me to throw a bucket of water over them brats you call your children.

By the way, don't come back here carol singing either, otherwise I'll poke all of your childrens eyes out with Christmas tree branches and pine needles. I love Christmas but I'm not sharing it with you begging bastards

:icon_bigg

 

[Melton Fox]

I don't know what I am doing for halloween............ :icon_bigg:icon_bigg:icon_bigg:icon_bigg:icon_bigg

**** off, ****.

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Anyone going to a graveyard tonight?

 

[spionfox]

Anyone going to a graveyard tonight?

Probably. A family birthday party for a family that is split by internal feuding!

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Probably. A family birthday party for a family that is split by internal feuding!

Sounds a bit horrible Spion?

 

[spionfox]

Sounds a bit horrible Spion?

It will be, especially as my part of the family are caught in the middle.

If I had a choice I'd rather stay in tonight but sadly SWMBO won't go for that :icon_sad: