Happy Birthday Alan Birchenall
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Profondo Rosso
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Does that mean he's near retirement?
indierich06
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He could be handy, mending a fuse when the lights are gone?
Harbro-Fox
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Happy Birthday Alan Birchenall ?BE.
artic fox
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FantasyFox
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He doesn't read this site. Get a hot air balloon. He's been blind for years like all old people.
What's wrong with you people, do you think everyone in the world reads this site on their birthday? FFS, I give up.
What's wrong with you people, do you think everyone in the world reads this site on their birthday? FFS, I give up.
artic fox
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FantasyFox
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Of course not. He's got far more important things to be doing than talking to losers like me.
If I was a loaded ex-footballer like him, I'd be pouring champagne over my freshly waxed chest and yelping 'catch, catch it, before it wakes up the monster" to a harem of 21 year old glamour models. Not reading drivel on this site about how we're about to get a £14M striker on loan because he needs some first team experience and suffering the indignity of being accused of knowing **** all by a bunch of halfwits that have learnt all they know about football from playing Championship Manager, when in fact I'm a footballing genius with champagne all over my chest.
Tell me I'm wrong. Are you really called Arctic, or are you Alan B?
If I was a loaded ex-footballer like him, I'd be pouring champagne over my freshly waxed chest and yelping 'catch, catch it, before it wakes up the monster" to a harem of 21 year old glamour models. Not reading drivel on this site about how we're about to get a £14M striker on loan because he needs some first team experience and suffering the indignity of being accused of knowing **** all by a bunch of halfwits that have learnt all they know about football from playing Championship Manager, when in fact I'm a footballing genius with champagne all over my chest.
Tell me I'm wrong. Are you really called Arctic, or are you Alan B?
FantasyFox
New Member
Balbriggan? look at the letters. Alan B.
It all begins to makes sense. Happy birthday, I've always been a big fan. Can you get me any free stuff? Pies? Scarves? Glamour models?
It all begins to makes sense. Happy birthday, I've always been a big fan. Can you get me any free stuff? Pies? Scarves? Glamour models?
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