Hayles to Cheltenham

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My Maths teacher at Grammar School was called Mr Hayles. He was shit at his job too.
 
By the way, I love the headline the OS used for this story... "Cheltenham Borrow Big Barry" - dunno why, just tickled me for some reason... although the thought of Big Barry tickling me disgusts me greatly.
 
he's here he's there he's every feckin where Barry Hayles, Barry Hayles

I had that exact chant in my head as I clicked on your post. weird!
 
By the way, I love the headline the OS used for this story... "Cheltenham Borrow Big Barry" - dunno why, just tickled me for some reason... although the thought of Big Barry tickling me disgusts me greatly.

See I liked that but thought "Davies Deadline Day Deal Done" was better. It's so very funny, you see. Because all the words begin with the same letter. See? Haha. Not funny.
 
Mr Garratt was my Maths Teacher at Sarson, he once through the board rubber at my head :icon_bigg

Now there was someone who knew his football :icon_wink, he drove me to rep matches in his orange Skoda, oh the embarassment :icon_redf

It was a tough call as to who you wanted to be your school team manager:
1) Mr Garratt - maths teacher with seemingly no knowledge of football
2) Mr Middleton - odd PE teacher who liked to keep his hands down his trousers a lot

(There's probably a lot that could be amended in this post I realise)
 
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