Homer has been busy!

[Joe_Fox]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/leicestershire/8444134.stm

apologies, already posted in the news article thread.

 

[Motown Fox]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/leicestershire/8444134.stm

Joseph Squires, of Overpark Avenue, is charged with a serious sexual offence against a donkey between February and April 1999 and a horse in March 2004.

:icon_eek::icon_eek:

 

[MKFox]

joseph squires, or Joe as he is known.....

 

[Motown Fox]

joseph squires, or Joe as he is known.....

says in the report he has gone missing. Perhaps he moved to Leeds:icon_wink

 

[Biff]

He was last spotted with Del Boy, having one in the Nags Head.........

 

[Joe_Fox]

He's hiding out up an ass.

 

[Motown Fox]

Perhaps he moved to another stable address

 

[lazzer]

After being caught in the act shagging the donkey he was asked by police if he was sorry in anyway, He replied he felt totally ashamed and embarassed and was sorry about the ridicule that had been heaped his family. He vowed never to wear the Coventry shirt again in public.

 

[MKFox]

Perhaps he moved to another stable address

That must be it, it's a terrible reputation to be saddled with

 

[lazzer]

That must be it, it's a terrible reputation to be saddled with

Ok mate rein it in a bit.

 

[MKFox]

i think we're missing the mane point here

 

[lazzer]

True. I've had a drink and by 'eck wine can cloud my judgement.

 

[Macky]

I think all these puns were trotted out in the other thread when this was posted yesterday, they were all a bit pony then as well

 

[MKFox]

I think all these puns were trotted out in the other thread when this was posted yesterday, they were all a bit pony then as well

:icon_redf
hadn't read that....

...think i'll try and make amends in the jug thread

 

[lazzer]

I think all these puns were trotted out in the other thread when this was posted yesterday, they were all a bit pony then as well

i doubt my 'eck wine one was nobody can reach my standards :icon_bigg

 

[RHYDAL]

i doubt my 'eck wine one was nobody can reach my standards :icon_bigg

It was a dandy.

 

[Blue Maniac]

i doubt my 'eck wine one was nobody can reach my standards :icon_bigg

Only just seen it.

 

[Joe_Fox]

Homer is now in Southampton!!!

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20100107/tuk-man-with-genitals-in-pipe-cut-free-6323e80.html

 

[MKFox]

Homer is now in Southampton!!!

"The patient was given an anaesthetic and his penis was left bruised and swollen but otherwise unharmed"

 

[Joe_Fox]

bet he was gutted about that.