Got sent this yesterday, wondered which lady people would align the Foxes to
Birmingham - Pamela Anderson:
Used to look good in the cups but now a declining force.
Plus millions of people watched them get a good seeing to.
Wigan - Davina McCall:
Poor attendances confirm they've been promoted above their ability.
Portsmouth - Girls Aloud:
Only one real class act among the hastily assembled line-up.
You shouldn't like them but admit it, you've sneaked the occasional admiring glance.
Sunderland - Kerry Katona:
Once the people's favourite but now an embarrassment.
Fun while it lasted - now disappear from where you came, please.
Spurs - Keira Knightley:
Undeniably easy on the eye with an attractive English spine.
And proof that two little ones up front needn't be an drawback.
Everton - Dannii Minogue:
The poor relation to the more glamorous sibling.
Can anyone remember when it was they were supposed to be any good?
Fulham - Charlotte Church:
Proof that money can't buy you class.
But could look more attractive if the Welsh bloke was given the elbow.
Arsenal - Jordan:
Were more likeable when they weren't packed out with expensive foreign
implants.
Newcastle - Jodie Marsh:
Impressive front two but embarrassing at the back.
Had surgery but need a lot more work to compete at a higher level.
Aston Villa - Dido:
Bland, boring and still trading off the one big hit
they had years ago.
Liverpool - Sophie Ellis-Bextor:
Individually all the components look great but stick them together and it just doesn't work.
Chelsea - Rachel Stevens:
You'd rather just watch them than listen to all that painful whining.
Bolton - Clare Balding:
You wouldn't. Not even if they were the last team on earth
United - Catherine Zeta Jones
Used to look great until they were shafted by an old fat American with too much money
Charlton - Victoria Beckham
Failed to make an impression as part of a collective but suckered some reasonable player to shack up with them.
Birmingham - Pamela Anderson:
Used to look good in the cups but now a declining force.
Plus millions of people watched them get a good seeing to.
Wigan - Davina McCall:
Poor attendances confirm they've been promoted above their ability.
Portsmouth - Girls Aloud:
Only one real class act among the hastily assembled line-up.
You shouldn't like them but admit it, you've sneaked the occasional admiring glance.
Sunderland - Kerry Katona:
Once the people's favourite but now an embarrassment.
Fun while it lasted - now disappear from where you came, please.
Spurs - Keira Knightley:
Undeniably easy on the eye with an attractive English spine.
And proof that two little ones up front needn't be an drawback.
Everton - Dannii Minogue:
The poor relation to the more glamorous sibling.
Can anyone remember when it was they were supposed to be any good?
Fulham - Charlotte Church:
Proof that money can't buy you class.
But could look more attractive if the Welsh bloke was given the elbow.
Arsenal - Jordan:
Were more likeable when they weren't packed out with expensive foreign
implants.
Newcastle - Jodie Marsh:
Impressive front two but embarrassing at the back.
Had surgery but need a lot more work to compete at a higher level.
Aston Villa - Dido:
Bland, boring and still trading off the one big hit
they had years ago.
Liverpool - Sophie Ellis-Bextor:
Individually all the components look great but stick them together and it just doesn't work.
Chelsea - Rachel Stevens:
You'd rather just watch them than listen to all that painful whining.
Bolton - Clare Balding:
You wouldn't. Not even if they were the last team on earth
United - Catherine Zeta Jones
Used to look great until they were shafted by an old fat American with too much money
Charlton - Victoria Beckham
Failed to make an impression as part of a collective but suckered some reasonable player to shack up with them.
