DO NOT BE ALARMED:
But reports have emerged today that two foreign spies may well be masquerading as Leicester players. Together they are moving secretly around Leicestershire gathering intelligence for their respective agencies whilst remaining invisible to the average Leicester City fans and the public at large.
One spy, dubbed 'The Prince of Persia' is said to move as quickly as lightning, be able to pick a lock with his right foot AND speak in at least 7 languages (none of which are English). He is said to favour operating in the Hinckley area, but as yet not one corroborating report can place him anywhere except for Heathrow airport, through which he was 'smuggled' under cover of darkness by an accomplice: Mr Martin Allen.
Mr Allen has since mysteriously dissappeared and is unavailable for questioning. He was last season on the African continent wearing dark glasses and a baseball cap. You can draw your own conclusions.
The other spy nicknamed 'Ferreira Rocher' 'Mr Mandaric with this invisble winger you are really spoiling us' - was said to be a former champion in the country of Portugal, but has since lead a nomadic existence, leaving nothing behind him but broken hearts, distressed ladies and a string of empty bank accounts.
His former colleague and confidante: Mr Jose Mourinho, was last seen leaving the country wearing dark glasses and a baseball cap. You can draw your own conclusions.
Take care if you come across either of these international men of mystery, they will promise anything to continue their operation.
Although quite what their operation is is still to be confirmed.
Winning football matches has been eliminated from the list of possibilities.
Sources at Leicester City have said 'We have had no leads to substantiate this theory'.
News just in: Mr James Nielsen has been signed up to take part in Strictly Welkommen til Dancen: Denmark. He is said to be receiving a bumper 'up front' fee for his second book. 'Parting Fools from their Money: in which he talks about his 'career at Leicester City' and his debt of gratitude to his adoptive GrandFather : Donald Mackay
But reports have emerged today that two foreign spies may well be masquerading as Leicester players. Together they are moving secretly around Leicestershire gathering intelligence for their respective agencies whilst remaining invisible to the average Leicester City fans and the public at large.
One spy, dubbed 'The Prince of Persia' is said to move as quickly as lightning, be able to pick a lock with his right foot AND speak in at least 7 languages (none of which are English). He is said to favour operating in the Hinckley area, but as yet not one corroborating report can place him anywhere except for Heathrow airport, through which he was 'smuggled' under cover of darkness by an accomplice: Mr Martin Allen.
Mr Allen has since mysteriously dissappeared and is unavailable for questioning. He was last season on the African continent wearing dark glasses and a baseball cap. You can draw your own conclusions.
The other spy nicknamed 'Ferreira Rocher' 'Mr Mandaric with this invisble winger you are really spoiling us' - was said to be a former champion in the country of Portugal, but has since lead a nomadic existence, leaving nothing behind him but broken hearts, distressed ladies and a string of empty bank accounts.
His former colleague and confidante: Mr Jose Mourinho, was last seen leaving the country wearing dark glasses and a baseball cap. You can draw your own conclusions.
Take care if you come across either of these international men of mystery, they will promise anything to continue their operation.
Although quite what their operation is is still to be confirmed.
Winning football matches has been eliminated from the list of possibilities.
Sources at Leicester City have said 'We have had no leads to substantiate this theory'.
News just in: Mr James Nielsen has been signed up to take part in Strictly Welkommen til Dancen: Denmark. He is said to be receiving a bumper 'up front' fee for his second book. 'Parting Fools from their Money: in which he talks about his 'career at Leicester City' and his debt of gratitude to his adoptive GrandFather : Donald Mackay
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