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Why are pirates called pirates......
















Because they Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeee.
 
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"Give me all your money or I'll get all my fellow pirates to bum you senseless then I'll stab you in the neck with my cutlass."


That the sort of thing?
 
Macky said:
"Give me all your money or I'll get all my fellow pirates to bum you senseless then I'll stab you in the neck with my cutlass."


That the sort of thing?
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Doesn't this belong in the Union Street bit of Scarby's flat thread?
 
A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some rum.

The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"

"Arrrrrrrrrrrrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"



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What's a must have at a Pirates Birthday Party....?


















....Da-balloons! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar ha Harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 
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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at C....
 
Reeeeewind! Yes, yes, yes, keep it locked, ya listenin to the urban sounds of the street ina mash it up stylee. Come now selecta, we a run ting. Wha' a gwan? Hear me now
 
"This is Emporer Rosco on your all day music station, radio Caroline, 199"
 
A man went into the pet shop " I am playing Long John Silver in the local amateur dramatic societies version of Treasure Island and need a parrot to sit on my shoulder" he said.

"I don't have any parrots at the moment, but you wouldn't want a real parrot for that. It would squawk in all the wrong places, and poo on your shoulder. I suggest you use a stuffed parrot. Just as realistic and easily controlled.

Are you sure a stuffed parrot would be OK asks the bemused customer - because I do want this performance to be as realistic as possible. I am sure a stuffed parrot would be fine said the pet shop owner I have one at home - I'll bring it in and if you come back on Thursday you can have it.

“Sorry” said the customer “I can't make it on Thursday. That's the day I'm having my leg cut off.”
 
I'll tell you what's wrong with it. It's dead, that's what's wrong with it.
 
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"DVDs for sale! All the latest titles, excellent copies, only £2 each"
 
"roger, wilco, fokkers at 10 o'clock ginger"
 
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