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Tim D: Thanks for offering Dave, now what do you think of the candidates ?
DB: Well, that Gregory is a complete two faced wide boy spiv. Can't have him at our club
Hoddle, Strachan, Bobby Robson ? They won't come here, Tim, don't embarrass yourself by asking
Phil Parkinson/gary Johnson/Dave Penney - come on, Tim, we don't want to take another gamble with a duffer from the lower leagues. Remember what happened with Peter Taylor. Don't do it
Levein ? Do you really want another jocko managing your club, Tim. Remember Frank McLintock. Don't do it
Gary Mac ? He's shit, Tim, believe me. And he's another feckin' sweaty. F*ck him right off
George Graham ? He's a f*ckin' bastard, Tim, I'm telling you. A f*ckin ggreat jocko bastard through and through
Look, I'll do it for you, Tim. Don't bother yourself about it. Me and Bilko will get you up. You'll be a feckin hero to all those fickle bonehead fans out there. A f*ckin hero
TD: Well, there's Mike Newell. I think he would work wonders down here, and he's got connections with the club. I think I'll make an approach to Luton
DB: Look, f*ck off Tim, you stinking tart. What do you know, you're a bleedin accountant. You know jack shit about football
Newell's a queen. A f*ckin queen I tell you. Do you want your club run by a bender ? Mincing about like Larry bleedin Grayson ?
Look at his eyebrows as well. Now that's not normal is it ?
No just get back to your accounting and me and Bilko will get you up
TD: Alright, Dave. Thanks for all your help. Here's a contract for the next ten years
I love you, Dave
Tim D: Thanks for offering Dave, now what do you think of the candidates ?
DB: Well, that Gregory is a complete two faced wide boy spiv. Can't have him at our club
Hoddle, Strachan, Bobby Robson ? They won't come here, Tim, don't embarrass yourself by asking
Phil Parkinson/gary Johnson/Dave Penney - come on, Tim, we don't want to take another gamble with a duffer from the lower leagues. Remember what happened with Peter Taylor. Don't do it
Levein ? Do you really want another jocko managing your club, Tim. Remember Frank McLintock. Don't do it
Gary Mac ? He's shit, Tim, believe me. And he's another feckin' sweaty. F*ck him right off
George Graham ? He's a f*ckin' bastard, Tim, I'm telling you. A f*ckin ggreat jocko bastard through and through
Look, I'll do it for you, Tim. Don't bother yourself about it. Me and Bilko will get you up. You'll be a feckin hero to all those fickle bonehead fans out there. A f*ckin hero
TD: Well, there's Mike Newell. I think he would work wonders down here, and he's got connections with the club. I think I'll make an approach to Luton
DB: Look, f*ck off Tim, you stinking tart. What do you know, you're a bleedin accountant. You know jack shit about football
Newell's a queen. A f*ckin queen I tell you. Do you want your club run by a bender ? Mincing about like Larry bleedin Grayson ?
Look at his eyebrows as well. Now that's not normal is it ?
No just get back to your accounting and me and Bilko will get you up
TD: Alright, Dave. Thanks for all your help. Here's a contract for the next ten years
I love you, Dave