Joe_Fox new betting system
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Joe_Fox
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I know, I'm as surprised as anyone. I tried to buy a schooner of Four Pines with pay wave and it failed. Then I knew I had problems. I quickly jumped into my online banking and sure as hell there was a message saying the the investment project '_Fox wins big' has incurred costs far outweighing it's revenue, like, really far - many dollars and cents. I was livid. Fuming. Apparently I literally had steam coming out of my ears.
Joe_Fox
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I decided to roll the dice again. This time I really squeezed the nipple of the system. Decided that hiatus status would only kick in if two weeks of full non-nil-nil draws occurred. Also doubled the stakes to a £20 lay on the weekend matches in the championship. Two excellent weekends (1st March and 7th/8th March) has seen a £285 losses turned into a nice £155 profit so far. Hiatus status has come and gone so it's back on. The nipple clamps have been released now so back to the usual £10 lays. If you're wondering where I got the dosh from, I had a sneaky accumulator going and bagged myself a juicy £1000.
bocadillo
Water Gypsy
So you started it all again a fortnight ago, changed the rules and only let us know after the results were in? It's a good job we trust you, Joe_.
FryattFox
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Trust him?! I invested £38k! I thought everyone had.
Joe_Fox
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I'm clever enough to undress that you probably don't believe me but you have to acknowledge that I may be being completely honest about all this. It's really up to you with what you believe bit I'm ever hopeful that in _Fox you trust.
bocadillo
Water Gypsy
popillius
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If you are struggling to label what you are experiencing Joe: http://www.thefreedictionary.com/_/dict.aspx?rd=1&word=fantasist
LCFC'sGodWears9
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Keep your weekend antics to yourself Joe.
Biffa Bacon
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Joe_Fox seems to prove the statement that betting is for idiots :icon_wink
popillius
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Any attachment to reality however, remains off.
Macky
Gruntled Member
That's exactly what everybody else is thinking
Cate Fox
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My thoughts have a lot more expletives to be fair
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Championship
| P | Pld | Pts | |
| 1 | Leicester | 43 | 91 |
| 2 | Ipswich | 43 | 89 |
| 3 | Leeds Utd | 43 | 87 |
| 4 | Southampton | 42 | 84 |
| 5 | West Brom | 44 | 72 |
| 6 | Norwich City | 43 | 71 |
| 7 | Hull City | 42 | 65 |
| 8 | Coventry City | 42 | 63 |
| 9 | Middlesbro | 43 | 63 |
| 10 | Preston | 43 | 63 |
| 11 | Cardiff City | 43 | 59 |
| 12 | Bristol City | 43 | 58 |
| 13 | Sunderland | 43 | 56 |
| 14 | Swansea City | 43 | 53 |
| 15 | Watford | 43 | 52 |
| 16 | Millwall | 43 | 50 |
| 17 | Blackburn | 43 | 49 |
| 18 | Plymouth | 43 | 48 |
| 19 | QPR | 43 | 47 |
| 20 | Stoke City | 43 | 47 |
| 21 | Birmingham | 43 | 45 |
| 22 | Huddersfield | 43 | 44 |
| 23 | Sheffield W | 43 | 44 |
| 24 | Rotherham Utd | 43 | 23 |
