Keeper - it's a poll

Who should wear the sacred green nylon?

  • Rab

    Votes: 9 15.8%
  • Paul

    Votes: 24 42.1%
  • Conrad

    Votes: 5 8.8%
  • Mr X

    Votes: 19 33.3%

  • Total voters
    57
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Ox Fox

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So which one should we have between the sticks:

a) Rab - can't catch

b) Paul - can't kick

c) Conrad - hasn't played

b) Mr X - beg, steal or borrow someone new
 
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I'm sure there's a better keeper out there that we can acquire before the start of the season.

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But who?
 
With regards to Rab the club might have some sort of life insurance policy that pays out...so I say we drop something heavy on him:icon_wink
 
Motown Fox said:
Kevin Pressman??:102:

Nice thinking but there hasn't been a crane manufactured that could lift him so as to actually drop him on Rab.
 
SilverFox said:
Nice thinking but there hasn't been a crane manufactured that could lift him so as to actually drop him on Rab.

Make you wonder how did he do that advert where he chased the bloke and the background music was 'belly's gonna get ya'?:102:
 
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SilverFox said:
Nice thinking but there hasn't been a crane manufactured that could lift him so as to actually drop him on Rab.


Plus the insurance policy probably never got signed as couldn't keep hold of the pen.
 
I bet his missus dreaded these words:-

Doctor: 'Congratulations Mr Douglas its a healthy baby boy...would you like to hold him'
 
BTW I voted Mr X because it sounds like he might have super powers and s*it!:icon_cool
 
in an ideal would it would be mr x but this is lcfc and therefore it will be rab.
 
SilverFox said:
BTW I voted Mr X because it sounds like he might have super powers and s*it!:icon_cool


Sadly there's no budget for super powers and s*it, however Tim is currently looking at getting sponsorship for these...

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Surely only an idiot would not vote MrX, it is clear we need a better keeper, anybody who thinks we don't needs shooting.

Wether we can afford or attract one is a different proposition

But, if no MrX, Rab has to be first choice
 
Durham Fox said:
I see no evidence to suggest we could aquire a Mr X at a level above what we have now.
Me neither, but we need one, hence my middle paragraph
 
However in the light of..........there aint that many half sensible keepers left (due in no small fact to the prem devoting the money to foreign keepers) available to us
Give Conrad a try we cant be any worse.
When you consider what we have been brought up to expect......it has never been a position that has taken our eye or thought , we are in a general malaise with regard to home-grown keepers in the past 20 years, strange when you think of years gone by..... when we were a world leader for the Goalkeeping fraternity.
 
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