Let's all laugh at Forest!

[bocadillo]

Odds from #####

Other bets, including those requiring F!"£$t to get a result, will be considered - please ask for prices IF YOU DARE!!

 

[Hazzman]

Boc, could please give some odds on Paul Heffrenan for first goal.

 

[bocadillo]

Boc, could please give some odds on Paul Heffrenan for first goal.

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[Hazzman]

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Thank You.

 

[Joe_Fox]

Boc, can you add Forest to win, Forest to win 1-0, Forest to win 2-0, Forest to win 2-1 and Forest to smell of shite please. I know where my money is going.

 

[bocadillo]

Boc, can you add Forest to win, Forest to win 1-0, Forest to win 2-0, Forest to win 2-1 and Forest to smell of shite please. I know where my money is going.

all added

 

[Joe_Fox]

Boc, how will you find out the results of the final bet? And hang on a minute! Surely if any one is traitorous it is you! Only 1/65535! That's ridicuolous. It has to be at least 1/1000000 because "the chances of Nottingham not smelling of shite, are a million to one, on" he said.

 

[bocadillo]

Boc, how will you find out the results of the final bet? And hang on a minute! Surely if any one is traitorous it is you! Only 1/65535! That's ridicuolous. It has to be at least 1/1000000 because "the chances of Nottingham not smelling of shite, are a million to one, on" he said.

The highest number that vBookie recognises is 65535 - presumably something to do with it being 2^16-1

 

[Joe_Fox]

Either that or it could be something to do with 4^8-1

 

[bocadillo]

Either that or it could be something to do with 4^8-1

I hadn't considered that possibility.

 

[Joe_Fox]

I hadn't considered that possibility.

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Here is a smell scale, please alter odds accordingly Boc. the result will be based on the attendance - ((number of goals+10)^3)]



1-6
Fine smelling to not so good.
7-10
Fart with a little but not to much stink.
11-25
Mediocre stench to some rank stink.
26-50
Some nasty sink to stench so bad you literally vomit.
51-79
Past vomiting but stinks worse to Robin Hood colon exam stench.
80-100
Theoretical stink, stench this bad is yet to have been discovered outside of Nottingham or at least no one has lived to tell of it.

 

[Jeff]

The highest number that vBookie recognises is 65535 - presumably something to do with it being 2^16-1

Correct.

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[Hazzman]

My bet may have been incorrect but at least they lost.