Levein Sweats on Striker

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I know this is an old one but WTF is the score with Lee Morris,nobody at the club even mentions him.He's a joke that isn't even funny anymore.
 
Sounds familiar highlander.

I think Lee Morris is actually a statue.

His name is an anagram of 'I'm err slow'
 
highland fox said:
I know this is an old one but WTF is the score with Lee Morris,nobody at the club even mentions him.He's a joke that isn't even funny anymore.

I think they just leave him sat in the dressing room rocking backwards and forwards and sticking plasters on himself, he is happiest like that. Players throw the occasional half-time orange at him just to keep his Vitamin C up!!!
 
Britbulldog said:
I think they just leave him sat in the dressing room rocking backwards and forwards and sticking plasters on himself, he is happiest like that. Players throw the occasional half-time orange at him just to keep his Vitamin C up!!!

Not quite, but Mark de Vries is an anagram for "Dream Skiver" - which is probably more appropriate to Mr Morris actually
 
ScarboroughFox said:
I have got a horrible image of CL standing over MDV!! letting his sweat drop on MDVs face while CL is shouting ' drink it, drink it down'
You really do need professional help Scarby...
 
"I have got a horrible image of CL standing over MDV!! letting his sweat drop on MDVs face while CL is shouting ' drink it, drink it down'"

What are you actually doing when you have this vision Scarby :102: Or where are you ;)
 
Could be a blessing in disguise, lets hope Levein is brave and picks Hammond and Hume up front for Saturday, although he will probably play safe and pick Dion.
 
Joe_Fox said:
I think Lee Morris is actually a statue.

His name is an anagram of 'I'm err slow'

Or it would be if W was his middle initial and his first name was Le.
:icon_wink
 
Chrysalis said:
someone answer the question please?

what is morris current injury?

bed sores
 
Chrysalis said:
whats the average length of time crucitate ligaments last?

He will never play in the First XI again. ;)
 
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