Lyrics describing your current mood

[drummindefender]

Oasis-Morning Glory

"need a little time to wake up wake up"

 

[Melton Fox]

In my life
Why do I smile
At people who I'd much rather kick in the eye

 

[homer]

"I've got a brand new combine harvester, and I'll give you the key"

 

[fcukcov]

Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit etc etc……….

 

[highland fox]

When hope has gone
When you're not that strong
When you feel alone
Got to carry on

 

[fcukcov]

Pretty,
Im so pretty,
oh, So pretty….

 

[tedfoxxx]

In my life
Why do I smile
At people who I'd much rather kick in the eye

i think every word in heaven knows im miserable now sums leicester city at the moment, melts

 

[Macky]

What's-a matter you? Hey! Gotta no respect
What-a you t'ink you do? Why you look-a so sad
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap-a you face

 

[lazzer]

I dont know where Im going
But, I sure know where Ive been
Hanging on the promises
In songs of yesterday
An Ive made up my mind,
I aint wasting no more time

 

[newtonfox]

[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]I was just a kid when my daddy said to me
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Son there's much to learn in this life.
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]And so there beneath a tree, he sat me on his knee
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]He said there's dangers in this world
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]So follow my advice.
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Don't swat a fly that's landed on a pitbull
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Don't play with your new chainsaw in the tub
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Don't give a dozen roses to your girlfriend
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Especially if your wife just bought a gun.
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]And don't ever date your father's cousin's sister
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]In case she is your uncle's brother's wife.
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]And don't leave your Grandpa all alone at Hooter's
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Unless you got insurance on his life.
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]And don't ever give Viagara to a Rooster.
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]He'll cock-a-doodle-doo till he explodes.
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]And don't ask you in-laws over for a dinner
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Unless you're sure they'll all fit in the stove..
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]And don't take your kids to visit dear old Grandma
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Unless they don't mind digging all night long.
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]And don't swat a fly that's landed on a pitbull
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Unless you aren't too drunk enough to run.
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]And don't ever put pure jet fuel in your tractor
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Cause now your cousin Junior's on the moon.
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]They say he left a trail of anti-matter
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]and NASA said he won't be back real soon.
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]And don't take advice unless it's from your daddy
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Even if your mother says you ain't my son.
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]And don't swat a fly that's landed on a pitbull
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Unless you aren't too drunk enough to run
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Unless you aren't too drunk enough to run.[/FONT]

 

[newtonfox]

[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Mirror mirror on the wall
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]I crapped my pants but that's not all
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]I wish that everybody knew
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]That psychopaths have feelings too
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Then maybe they'd just leave me alone.
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]I have a dream that I can fly
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]This magic gas propels my ass into the sky
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Beyond the distant stars I find a world
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Where psychopaths get all the laughs
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]And no one hurls.
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]And though this place will be so cool
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]As people run and scream like fools
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]'Cause everyone's a psychopath
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]So no one ever takes a bath
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]And most people smell a lot like cheese.
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]I have a dream that I can fly
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Was it just chance I filled my pant
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]To touch the sky
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]For now I know what path I must persue
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Because the voices said go flush your meds
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Behold this ass, this psychopath
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Has feelings too.[/FONT]

 

[newtonfox]

[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Come on everybody listen to the Poke Me song
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Grab a beer and Mama's rear join in and poke along
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Come on choke your chicken
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Like you're shaking hands with Lincoln
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Slap it hard slap it good
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Look at Grandpa he's got wood!
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Poke me it's what Mama always said
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Poke me so I poked her in the head
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Now take that sausage in your hand and swing it round and round
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]If you can why don't you slam your partner to the ground
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Now toss that big salami
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]You cheeky Russian Commie
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Raise your flag take a chance
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Is that a missile in your pants?
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Poke me it's the latest Russian fad
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Poke me like they do in Leningrad
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Now Monica Lewinsky loved to do The Poke Me Song
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]It was evident the President was forced to poke along
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]But what was Willie thinking
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Maybe he was drinking
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]'Cause Monica's not Hillary
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]But she'll go down in History
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Poke me like the politicians do
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Poke me 'till your yankee doodles blue
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]In Hollywood they're poking like it's going out of style
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]By now they're all related but we'll wait for all the trials
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]And we love Paris Hilton
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]And O.J. when he's not killin'
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]And that guy who acts like Peter Pan
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]That scary man from Neverland
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Poke me like they do up on the screen
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Poke me but look out for Charlie Sheen
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]In my country everybody has to sing The Poke Me Song
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]They'll throw you in the Gulag if you do not sing along
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]So either sing the chorus
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Or spend the night with Boris
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Such a night of Wedded Bliss
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]He knows every poke there is
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Poke me yeah we Russians do it best
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Poke me not like the losers in the West
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Poke me everybody do the dance
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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Poke me it's a party in your pants[/FONT]

 

[MKFox]

I'm too sexy for my shirt.....

 

[foxin_oz]

Cool For Cats -- UK Squeeze
The Indians send signals from the rocks above the pass;
The cowboys take position in the bushes and the grass.
The squaw is with the corporal – she is tied against a tree.
She doesn’t mind the language; it’s the beatings she don’t need.
She lets loose all the horses when the corporal is asleep,
And he wakes to find the fire’s dead and an arrow’s in his ass,
And Davy Crockett rides around and says it’s cool for cats.
It’s cool for cats.
Cool for cats...

The Sweeney's doing ninety ‘cause they’ve got the word to go.
They get a gang of villans in a shed out by Heathrowe.
They’re countin’ out the fivers when the handcuffs lock again.
In and out in one swift with the numbers on their names.
It’s funny how the misses always looks the bleedin’ same.
And meanwhile, at the station, there’s a couple’a likely lads,
Who swear like how’s-your-father, and they’re very cool for cats.
They’re cool for cats.

To change the mood a little, I’ve been posing ‘round the pub.
I see in my reflection: I’m looking slightly rough.
I fancy this; I fancy that. I want a piece of flesh.
I give a little muscle and I spend a little cash
But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash.
And by the time I’m sober, I’ve forgotten what I’ve had.
And everybody tells me that it’s cool to be a cat.
Cool for cats.
Cool for cats...

Shape up at the disco when I think I’ve got her pulled.
I ask her lots of questions as she hangs on to the wall.
I kiss her for the first time and then I take her home.
I’m invited in for coffee and I give the dog a bone.
She likes to go to discos, but she’s never on her own.
I said, “I’ll see you later,” and I give her some old chat,
But it’s not like that on the T.V. – when it’s cool for cats,
It’s cool for ca-a-a-ats.
Cool for cats...

doesn't reflect my mood but what the hell ...

 

[Lako42]

And maybe he don't dress fine
But i don't really mind
'cuz every time he pulls me near
I just wanna cheer:

(chorus)
Let's hear it for the boy
Oh, let's give the boy a hand

 

[lazzer]

One day at a time sweet Jesus
That's all I'm asking from you.
Just give me the strength
To do everyday what I have to do.

 

[spionfox]

One day at a time sweet Jesus
That's all I'm asking from you.
Just give me the strength
To do everyday what I have to do.

I don't know whether to take the piss or offer you a hug :icon_wink

 

[Hector]

Here's two from Harry Chapin that suit this washed up old fart :icon_cry::

I've this problem with my ageing
I no longer can ignore,
A tame and toothless tabby
Can't prodice a lion's roar.

and:

Yesterday's a collar
That has settled to my waist.
Today keeps slipping by me,
It leaves no aftertaste.

 

[Melton Fox]

How I wish, how I wish you were here.
We're just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl,
Year after year,
Running over the same old ground.
What have we found?
The same old fears.
Wish you were here.

 

[Melton Fox]

Beauty finds refuge in herself
Lovers wrapped inside each others lies
Beauty is such a terrible thing
She is suffering yet more than death

She is suffering