Mandaric, man or woman?

Poo on the shoe?

  • I would like BG to wee on my tied-up torso

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • I would like a rat to eat my face off

    Votes: 5 55.6%
  • Why?

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • What is the point?

    Votes: 2 22.2%

  • Total voters
    9
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I want BG to eat my face off, where's the option. What sort of a poll is this????!!!!!!!!!!!!











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Imagine just ten minutes inside Alex's head .

Edit away by all means
 
Shoddy work Alex, I expected better of you. Where's the option for:

  • I want to see an Ostrich on acid versus a Penguin on phet in a 400m race?

Standards are dropping around this place.
 
Went for "I would like a rat to eat my face off" because its my ultimate fantasy. But its not my face and its not a rat.

Is it my face? And BG? Please say it is. I want to buy my dog some shoes and some cigarettes. He'll love them.
 
If i were being weed upon by BG, would i simultaneously be on the point of both strangulation and climax?

Doesn't matter, It's beside the point. My mind has already been made up.
 
If i were being weed upon by BG, would i simultaneously be on the point of both strangulation and climax?

Doesn't matter, It's beside the point. My mind has already been made up.

Do it!! Then we can phone his 78 year old grandad and mockingly reveal the true extents of his kinky affairs :icon_wink
 
Do it!! Then we can phone his 78 year old grandad and mockingly reveal the true extents of his kinky affairs :icon_wink

It would be physically impossible for BG to have a 78 year old grandad....
 
Actually, it's probably physically impossible for BG to have anyone.....

I am imagining him to look similar to Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Come on BG show us ya two stroke :icon_wink
 
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