In honour of the fact that The Championship season kicks off this weekend, live on Fox Sports, we thought it'd be kind of cool to go down a level and tell you of a story involving newly promoted Leicester City.
The Foxes are in the hunt (ho-ho) for a striker, and having made a failed bid of $500 plus a rubber band and a slightly hair-and-paper-covered toffee they found in their pocket for Emmanuel Adebayor, they have now turned their attention to Matthew Amoah.
The 28-year-old Ghana international is currently with NAC Breda in the Netherlands, and has scored a goal every other game in the past two seasons. $3.5 million will secure his services, as he fancies a spell in English football.
All of this proved too much for our resident Leicester fan, who, when told of this development, started waxing lyrical about a return to the Premier League. Football: the game a million dreams are founded on.
Rumour Mill rating: 70 per cent; if only to keep our resident Leicester fan happy.