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after signing lee morris for 120,000 leicester may yet get to see him play, as specialists who having being pondering over the mystery groin injury now know its a nerve in his groin :roll:
 
lazzer said:
after signing lee morris for 120,000 leicester may yet get to see him play, as specialists who having being pondering over the mystery groin injury now know its a nerve in his groin :roll:

Really I just thougt it was a pain in the neck. :roll:
 
Signed in January
Yet to play a full game
Been paying his wages for 9 months

Another cracking signing that was, Micky. You really are a god amongst men :roll: :roll:
 
I think we should send him done the mines. (Anyone get that?)
 
Micky said "We have had some good news regarding Lee Morris. He has had a number of problems since he has been at the football club on the injury front, but we have hopefully got to the bottom of it. He will have a groin operation on a nerve in London on Saturday morning. Hopefully that will cure all his evils."


why is the nerve in London? :roll:
 
EMC Fox said:
Micky said "We have had some good news regarding Lee Morris. He has had a number of problems since he has been at the football club on the injury front, but we have hopefully got to the bottom of it. He will have a groin operation on a nerve in London on Saturday morning. Hopefully that will cure all his evils."


why is the nerve in London? :roll:

Have you never been in the beloved capital. They have enough nerve for all of us. :roll:
 
EMC Fox said:
Micky said "We have had some good news regarding Lee Morris. He has had a number of problems since he has been at the football club on the injury front, but we have hopefully got to the bottom of it. He will have a groin operation on a nerve in London on Saturday morning. Hopefully that will cure all his evils."


why is the nerve in London? :roll:

Cure all his evils! What about his huge porn stash and also the black magic compendium his dad got him for Christmas? Voodoo.

By the way, the Nerve in London is only available on saturday mornings, it spends time with the kids for the rest of the week at his residence in Pilton, Somerset, just so you know.
 
homer said:
Signed in January
Yet to play a full game
Been paying his wages for 9 months

Another cracking signing that was, Micky. You really are a god amongst men :roll: :roll:

Very unfair - I'm sure that the optimists who have kept the faith will be able to say that " Lee Morris is one player who has not put a foot wrong" since Micky made this major capture - no doubt in face of severe competition from a clutch of premiership clubs.

Well done Micky!
 
Redditch Fox said:
homer said:
Signed in January
Yet to play a full game
Been paying his wages for 9 months

Another cracking signing that was, Micky. You really are a god amongst men :roll: :roll:

Very unfair - I'm sure that the optimists who have kept the faith will be able to say that " Lee Morris is one player who has not put a foot wrong" since Micky made this major capture - no doubt in face of severe competition from a clutch of premiership clubs.

Well done Micky!
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homer said:
Another cracking signing that was, Micky. You really are a god amongst men :roll: :roll:

Don't worry MA knows a good deal when he see's one - for example just last night I saw him down the Villa taking advantage of there £10 a ticket for adults offer!
 
lazzer said:
after signing lee morris for 120,000 leicester may yet get to see him play, as specialists who having being pondering over the mystery groin injury now know its a nerve in his groin :roll:

Question is did he hurt his groin playing football or cos he wasn't playing football?

Nah, forget it. I'm only jealous. I had a nerve in my groin (or was it loin)once but my mum wouldn't let me go to London to put it right!!! So much for a sheltered life.
 
do you still live with your mum Tony?
 
MKFox said:
do you still live with your mum Tony?

Sorry. Wouldn't wish me on anyone that long. No, I was 13/14 when I was enthusiastic enough to injure myself...

"Don't get any retro ideas either..." (The wife!)
 
Morris? If he's not fit to play, the least he could do is turn out and help Birchy pick some litter or pull some weeds out?

:D

or is that kind of sh1t beneath these gods?

I'll get me coat....
 
It's just occurred to me - did they actually mean that they've only just worked that he is injured? Did a roll call, found out they were one short, and discovered Morris under a hedge at Belvoir Drive...

:shock: :roll:
 
DesertFox said:
It's just occurred to me - did they actually mean that they've only just worked that he is injured? Did a roll call, found out they were one short, and discovered Morris under a hedge at Belvoir Drive...

:shock: :roll:


:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Foxes_Never_Quit said:
When he signed, most people on here thought it was a good signing. You're all mad.

I ruddy didnt, i knew he would end up being another Eadie.
 
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