MP3 Ringtone for a complete tosser

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spionfox

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I have a complete tosser of a work colleague in my phone address book. SAdly, because he is a work colleague he has to remain there. He is however and complete and utter tosser of the first order and I want to give him his own ringtone.

Currently he has the 'B, A, S, T, A, R, D' bit from Beautiful Souths 'Tattoo' but I am sure there are better things I could use.

Suggestions please. Only stipulation is that the partial clip mustn't be more than 20 seconds long ( as I answer my phone or it diverts by then) and it must come from a song rather than a recording of someone saying 'wanker' over and over again.

I know I can count on you lot. No really obscure stuff please as I still have to source it!

Thanks m'ducks.
 
the winkers song (misprint) by good old Ivor
 
That Nick Cave song about his twinkling c*nt. It's the last song of "The Boatman's Call" its name escapes me righ tnow though
 
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Thanks for the suggestion so far. Only thing is the **** hasn't rung me again yet. Any other time I'd be glad but now I want his personal ringtone to go off!
 
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