my dick's bigger than your dick

[Steven]

It might be?

 

[fludie]

It might be?

 

[homer]

It might be?

Would you like to see mine, Steven, so that you can compare ?

 

[highland fox]

I wish mine was 8 inches,I'm tired of this Monster I've got to carry round now

 

[Darth Vodka]

mine is on the slack, so you have a chance

 

[fludie]

I wish mine was 8 inches,I'm tired of this Monster I've got to carry round now

 

[muzzysgal]

I wish mine was 8 inches,I'm tired of this Monster I've got to carry round now

I've now got to explain to my kids what made me laugh out loud :icon_lol:

 

[Melton Fox]

I once caught a 22lb carp whilst drinking a 13 pints of lager, I think this qualifys me for the competition.

Note: I was also wearing a Rolex and my ticket stubs for every game I attended last season in my back pocket.

 

[muzzysgal]

I once caught a 22lb carp whilst drinking a 13 pints of lager, I think this qualifys me for the competition.

Note: I was also wearing a Rolex and my ticket stubs for every game I attended last season in my back pocket.

Blimey, I'm on a roll now.... :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

 

[homer]

I once caught a 22lb carp whilst drinking a 13 pints of lager, I think this qualifys me for the competition.

Note: I was also wearing a Rolex and my ticket stubs for every game I attended last season in my back pocket.

If you didn't take any Disco Biscuits at the same time then I'm just not interested

 

[Hazzman]

I once caught a 22lb carp whilst drinking a 13 pints of lager, I think this qualifys me for the competition.

Note: I was also wearing a Rolex and my ticket stubs for every game I attended last season in my back pocket.

Were you watching your 14 goals this season for TBFC whilst fishing?

 

[spionfox]

Were you watching your 14 goals this season for TBFC whilst fisting?

:icon_redf

 

[Hector]

I couldn't find a "smug" smilie.

 

[homer]

I couldn't find mine this morning - I'll see if it's there later on

Can't see you winning this one, then, Hector

 

[H T B]

Couldn't care less, I'm always satisfied......
women and orgasms......thought they were here for our pleasure not theirs...selfish bitches

 

[homer]

Couldn't care less, I'm always satisfied......

So you are always satisfied, regardless of the size of the man's penis ?

Thanks for that........:icon_conf

 

[Real Sharapova]

......er, what's a dick?....

 

[MKFox]

......er, what's a dick?....

cast your mind back 20 years....

 

[Real Sharapova]

cast your mind back 20 years....

Oh that! That reminds me, do you use it for anything other than piddlng through?

 

[lazzer]

I thought they were talking about the height of their boyfriends :icon_roll