My grandad, the pyromaniac part 2

[Blue Maniac]

My mum has just told me about an incident from a couple of weeks ago. As you may recall from the previous thread on the topic, she lives with her dad. She and my brother were sitting with him in the living room one afternoon. They smelled burning and went to the kitchen to investigate and discovered the room was full of black smoke. Sitting on the stove was an empty saucepan, which was leaning towards a full bottle of cooking oil on account of the fact that it was ****ing melting. The worrying thing is it's not the first time he's created an elaborate fire hazard.

I'm sure he used to be somewhat normal.

 

[Macky]

hmmm... a self-filling chip pan, I think he could be onto something here

 

[bocadillo]

Sitting on the stove was an empty saucepan, which was leaning towards a full bottle of cooking oil on account of the fact that it was ****ing melting.

The saucepan was melting?

 

[Blue Maniac]

The saucepan was melting?

Apparently so. I've no idea what it was made of.

 

[NW_Fox]

Apparently so. I've no idea what it was made of.

Chocolate?! From the same range as - http://www.chocopot.com/ perhaps ?!