Never before in my life have I felt so scared by my own penis

[Dour]

There it was, so big and red and angry.

Luckily a few calming strokes seemed to help.

 

[Macky]

That's just shocking, do you think it'll lead to a new Labour?

 

[Melton Fox]

That's just shocking, do you think it'll lead to a new Labour?

No, it'll probably go Green.

 

[p d s]

More likely to turn to The Monster Raving Penis Party.

 

[Melton Fox]

If I ws dour's dick, I'd probably be red and angry every time another shitty bullet hole came into view!!!

 

[FIF]

A Very funny thread.

 

[Billyjof]

More likely to turn to The Monster Raving Penis Party.

I've never attended a Monster Raving Penis Party.

Anyone know what happens? Just for future reference as I'm not really a party goer.

 

[lazzer]

I've never attended a Monster Raving Penis Party.

Anyone know what happens? Just for future reference as I'm not really a party goer.

Just that you have to be really careful when "oops upside your head" comes on .

 

[FIF]

also stay out of the way when it throws up.

 

[Dour]

Probably best not to go for a snog when the slow song comes on.

 

[DesertFox]

D - I - L - D - O,
D - I - L - D - O

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Be very careful, it may be a big joke to you but I have actually seen one of these things go off in my wife's hand. I can't begin to tell you how I felt afterwards. :icon_wink

 

[Matt_B]

Be very careful, it may be a big joke to you but I have actually seen one of these things go off in my wife's hand. I can't begin to tell you how I felt afterwards when I realised it was my nextdoor neighbours :icon_wink

That's a terrible way to find out

 

[Chuck T Masala]

:icon_bigg

That's a terrible way to find out

 

[Steven]

I only get worried when it starts making decisions for me. :icon_conf

 

[Cate Fox]

I thought that was the norm ??!!

 

[Steven]

I thought that was the norm ??!!

It is a constant struggle. :icon_wink

 

[FIF]

Some of those infractions are rather dickish :icon_wink

 

[East Anglia Fox]

 

[Dour]

You might not be scared of it now, East Anglia Fox....