New ex-players (and managers) thread

[Blaarev]

Oh dear

 

[pork pie fox]

 

[SwedeFox]

Iborra scored for Villareal in a pretty spectacular 4-4 draw against Barcelona (who scored two injury time goals to salvage a point)

 

[fitz]

Robbie Savage spotted in Devon and Cornwall eating a pasty

He posed for photos and signed Match Attax cards

www.devonlive.com

 

[homer]

Feck me - what's next

"Man who had an expensive vase on Antiques Roadshow three years ago seen buying an ice cream in Milton Keynes"

 

[BlueNotes]

Breaking...

Man who had an expensive vase on Antiques Roadshow three years ago seen buying an ice cream in Milton Keynes

(cue gags on breaking expensive vases)

 

[glyn]

 

[FOX Franks]

Breaking...

Man who had an expensive vase on Antiques Roadshow three years ago seen buying an ice cream in Milton Keynes

(cue gags on breaking expensive vases)

I don’t think so thanks, they’re all minging

 

[homer]

Chelsea ace Danny Drinkwater held on 'drink-drive' rap after party smash

CHELSEA star Danny Drinkwater has today been charged with drink-driving after allegedly ploughing into a car when he left a party. Drinkwater, 29, was with glamorous lawyer Beth Mantel, who he met …

www.thesun.co.uk

 

[Rock Fox]

Chelsea ace Danny Drinkwater held on 'drink-drive' rap after party smash

CHELSEA star Danny Drinkwater has today been charged with drink-driving after allegedly ploughing into a car when he left a party. Drinkwater, 29, was with glamorous lawyer Beth Mantel, who he met …

www.thesun.co.uk

Leicester 'Ace' - Yes
Chelsea 'Ace' - ?

 

[fitz]

Should be an easy joke here...

 

[Graz]

Should be an easy joke here...

Danny Drinkdriver already trending on Twitter. Excellent.

What a ****ing waste of a player. The sulky bastard maybe regrets it now...

 

[pork pie fox]

Should be an easy joke here...

Danny Doesnotdrinkwater.

Boom.

 

[Micky]

I'd take him back.... as a squad player.

 

[Brown Nose]

I'd take him back.... as a squad player.

Absolute madness.

Damaged goods. Thankfully he's not our problem.

He should be the example for the next generation of City players not to believe your own hype.

He's loaded of course, but is exactly the sort who will be in the press in a decade skint and bemoaning his misfortune.

Him and Simpson are the only two legends that I can't warm to as people.

 

[Micky]

Absolute madness.

Damaged goods. Thankfully he's not our problem.

He should be the example for the next generation of City players not to believe your own hype.

He's loaded of course, but is exactly the sort who will be in the press in a decade skint and bemoaning his misfortune.

Him and Simpson are the only two legends that I can't warm to as people.

I think he would be desperate to come back here and find his feet again in the Premier league.

 

[Skitzo]

I'd take him back.... as a squad player.

no thanks he wouldn't fit how we use our midfield now

I think he would be desperate to come back here and find his feet again in the Premier league.

he should have thought about that at the time when he forced through the move despite everyone saying he'd never play. He showed where his priorities are again when he turned down loan moves in January

 

[Volpone]

I think he would be desperate to come back here and find his feet again in the Premier league.

I don't think he is that bothered about football now. He has his swanky new restaurant in Manchester to occupy his time.

 

[homer]

I don't think he is that bothered about football now. He has his swanky new restaurant in Manchester to occupy his time.

And a huge amount of money, fast cars, booze and a shed load of fit girls

Tell me Danny - where did it all go wrong.....

 

[bocadillo]

...a shed load of fit girls

That'll explain why he's using a dating agency.