highland fox said:
Someone's turned MK's bed sheets into shirts by the looks of things
good for 'lion' on... :roll:
Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in single file when the one to the rear reaches out with his tongue and licks the arse of the tiger in front. The startled tiger turns around and says, "Hey! Cut it out, all right!"
The rear tiger says, "sorry," and they continue. After about another five minutes, the rear tiger again reaches out with his tongue and licks the ringpiece of the tiger in front. The front tiger turns around and cuffs the rear tiger and says, "I said stop it!"
The rear tiger says, "sorry," and they continue. After about another five minutes, the rear tiger once more licks the bottom of the tiger in front. The front tiger turns around and asks the rear tiger, "What is it with you, anyway?"
The rear tiger replies, "Well, I just ate a f*r%$t fan and I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth!"
:roll: