homer
Well-Known Member
Hot off the press:
"After widespread media reporting that the Leicester City board have indicated that they want a "new man" for the job, Dave Bassett has come out publicly to say that he always cries when he watches "It's a Wonderful Life"
He then stated that he was fully in touch with his feminine side and really really loved lickle baby kittens
Mr Bassett, talking on his way to his newly enrolled yoga and massage class, said "I f*ckin' love using moisturisers and facial scrubs, I really do. And I always do the dishes around the house. And the ironing as well - I f*ckin' love it"
Mr Bassett then went on to say he gave "loads and loads" of money to "animal charities and poofter causes" and said he thought men should try wearing skirts - "it's OK for the bleedin' jocks so not why not all the rest of us"
Mr Bassett then ate a handful of pumpkin seeds before driving off in his new Ford Ka"
"After widespread media reporting that the Leicester City board have indicated that they want a "new man" for the job, Dave Bassett has come out publicly to say that he always cries when he watches "It's a Wonderful Life"
He then stated that he was fully in touch with his feminine side and really really loved lickle baby kittens
Mr Bassett, talking on his way to his newly enrolled yoga and massage class, said "I f*ckin' love using moisturisers and facial scrubs, I really do. And I always do the dishes around the house. And the ironing as well - I f*ckin' love it"
Mr Bassett then went on to say he gave "loads and loads" of money to "animal charities and poofter causes" and said he thought men should try wearing skirts - "it's OK for the bleedin' jocks so not why not all the rest of us"
Mr Bassett then ate a handful of pumpkin seeds before driving off in his new Ford Ka"
