New MDV song

[DesertFox]

It's about time we had a few songs for players. One or two of them look like they might hang around for long enough to warrant them. Although he's not even played yet really, I've come up with one for Mark de Vreis (I do like the one in my signature but that was ripped off from someone else).

To the tune of the much maligned "Vindaloo"
[part in brackets for the more adventurous Dutch speakers amongst us...]

MDV, MDV, MDV MDV naa naa

MDV [groeten], MDV [mijnheer], MDV MDV naa naa

MDV, MDV, and we all like MDV

He's gonna score one more against you

DE VREIS!.....

:roll: God, I'm bored!

 

[alex]

>Loving you Desert Fox, loving you...

 

[homer]

If I were you I'd just get back to looking out for the dryer repair man...

 

[DesertFox]

Steady on, Alex! :?

 

[DesertFox]

If I were you I'd just get back to looking out for the dryer repair man...

He still hasn't shown up... I've got this mental image of him being like one of those chaps in the soft pornos whose come to fix my plumbing... boy, is he going to be disappointed when he sees me!

 

[Durham Fox]

If I were you I'd just get back to looking out for the dryer repair man...

He still hasn't shown up... I've got this mental image of him being like one of those chaps in the soft pornos whose come to fix my plumbing... boy, is he going to be disappointed when he sees me!

Image? or fantasy? :roll:

 

[DesertFox]

Ooooh, let's have a look at your monkey wrench....

:?

Nah, just doesn't do it for me. Shame, really....

 

[Durham Fox]

Ooooh, let's have a look at your monkey wrench....

:?

Nah, just doesn't do it for me. Shame, really....

I will be down your way in the summer DF any chance of putting us up?

 

[DesertFox]

Putting you up to what??? :?

 

[step]

He's big, he's Dutch, we like him very much, it's Mark de Vries, Mark de Vries

He's big,
he's Dutch,
we like him very much,
Mark de Vries, Mark de Vries

He's big,
he's strong
We know his legs are long
Mark de Vries, Mark de Vries

He's big,
he's Dutch,
He got a sweaty crutch
Mark de Vries, Mark de Vries

 

[Steven]

He's big, he's Dutch, we like him very much, it's Mark de Vries, Mark de Vries

He's big,
he's Dutch,
we like him very much,
Mark de Vries, Mark de Vries

He's big,
he's strong
We know his legs are long
Mark de Vries, Mark de Vries

He's big,
he's Dutch,
He got a sweaty crutch
Mark de Vries, Mark de Vries

I liked the first two verses..... :roll: :?

 

[DesertFox]

Yeah, but it's the third one that made me laugh!

 

[Joe_Fox]

He's big
He's a man
I bet he loves his spam
Mark De Vries Mark De Vries

He's tall
He's ace
I bet he hates Paul Mace
Mark De Vries Mark De Vries

He's well
He's not got Rabies
I bet he hates Tim Davies
Mark De Vries Mark De Vries

 

[Dickovforengland!]

He's big,
he's strong
His legs are very long
Mark de Vries, Mark de Vries,


Still think this works better but top marks for inspiration. You just need to start singing a few at the footy week after week and maybe just maybe it'll catch on. Alternatively somebody with a gob full of pie will turn round and say 'his legs ain't that long' and we'll be back to polite observation with the occasional you don't know what youre doing chucked at the ref or the forever green oooooooh you're shit aagghhhh when the opposing keeper hoofs it out.

On a different note does anyone else hate that f*cking clapping that breaks out every now and then to the same beat that klaxxon horns are usually sounded then the team name is shouted. Except it just seems to be clapping and no "Leicester". That is the lamest example of us getting behind the team and makes me cringe just thinking about it.

 

[homer]

How about:

"He's big
He's soft
But he's better than Scowcroft
Mark De Vries, Mark De Vries"

Or

"He's Dutch
He's butch
He always injured so he won't play much
Mark De Vries, Mark de Vries

 

[Dickovforengland!]

How about:

"He's big
He's soft
He's better than Scowcroft
Mark De Vries, Mark De Vries"

Class.

Or

"He's Dutch
He's butch
He doesn't play that much
Mark De Vries, Mark de Vries

Best yet!

 

[step]

How about:

"He's big
He's soft
He's better than Scowcroft
Mark De Vries, Mark De Vries"

Best yet!

Brill

 

[Dickovforengland!]

OOH! HE'S, MARK DE VRIES, SAY OOH HE'S MARK DE VRIES and repeat.