If I'd just humped a fat girl and then asked her to be my girlfriend and she said 'Thanks for the hump but i reckon I can get a better hump, so cheers but I'm not going to be your girlfriend'.
Then a few months later she said 'I've humped five other blokes and some of them were better at humping but started humping fatter girls and some started to hump but it was all over a bit quick, so now I'd like to be your girlfriend.' I would say 'Get ****ed fatty.'
If she then said 'I'll pay you loads of cash but I am dead bossy and will tell you how I want to be humped and you'd better do as your told', I'd say 'Yes boss.'
I miss Ian Holloway. I liked his stories.