Oscar Pistorius charged with murder

[Blue Maniac]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-21459240

 

[Biffa Bacon]

A game of charades that went wrong, he'll regret trying to act out bullet for my valentine?

 

[Blue Maniac]

Had he been drinking?

 

[SJN-Fox]

Roses are red
Violets are glorious
Don't try to suprise Oscar Pistorius

 

[H T B]

Had he been drinking?

Stumped if I know, although he was legless (your subtle insinuation?)

 

[SJN-Fox]

Given the evidence I don't see that he has a leg to stand on.

 

[SJN-Fox]

Roses are red
Violets are red
Everythings ****ing red
Drop the gun Oscar

Carpet is red
Girlfriend is blue
Thats what happens when Oscar loves you

 

[MKFox]

sjn's been in the joke thread...:icon_bigg

 

[Macky]

Is he famous?

 

[homer]

Is he famous?

SJN ?

More infamous, really, according to the Court papers

 

[doolochfox]

Was she a replicant?

 

[Blue Maniac]

Stumped if I know, although he was legless (your subtle insinuation?)

 

[tedfoxxx]

I wonder if he will fib-i-about it in court.

 

[SJN-Fox]

sjn's been in the joke thread...:icon_bigg

Haha. Just been in there, the ones I posted got emailed to me by a colleague. :icon_bigg

 

[Blue Maniac]

I wonder if he will fib-i-about it in court.

Let's hope his leg-al team can keep him on track.

 

[Macky]

Apparently he's making out that he shot her by mistake because it was dark, he reckons it was so dark that he couldn't see two feet in front of him

 

[homer]

Apparently she had asked him to take her out on Valetine's Day

A tragic misunderstanding

 

[Macky]

The police forensic team have found evidence of a set of foot-prints at the scene, which throws his guilt into some doubt

 

[The Major]

Apparently he's making out that he shot her by mistake because it was dark, he reckons it was so dark that he couldn't see two feet in front of him

That's the best one I've heard today.

 

[Graz]

Roses are red
Violets are pleasant
I warned that girl,
shoes; not a good present!