Parodies

[Feriol]

Based on: Hanging On The Telephone, by Blondie
Original lyrics HERE

Wanking On The Telephone

I'm in the phone book, and i'm listed under Whore
You can call me if you never, ever score
I talk dirty, you'll get off for sure

I hear you wanking on the telephone

I heard your mother now she's banging on your door
you can't stop moaning even though your really sore
You wan't to finish so you decide to ignore
Oh say that dirty word again!

I hear you wanking on the telephone

you really love to hear my voice, you know i'm horny
Stay on the phone your getting lots of money for me
When you call back, just ask for randy betsy

I hear you wanking on the telephone

Don't even try and stop this conversation
Your voice across the line gives me a strange sensation
I'd like to talk then I can show you my affection
two pounds a minute, yeah!

I hear you wanking on the telephone

Two pounds a minute, yeah!
(repeat)