People That Piss You Off

[MHS]

Drunken bastards that think its a giggle to rip the windscreen wipers off your car during the night.

or pull Number plates off......

or knock wing mirrors off......

 

[Scarby]

or key your car.......


or smash a window........

 

[fcukcov]

or wank themselves off using your exhaust pipe

 

[MHS]

or wank themselves off using your exhaust pipe

no I think that's just you.....:icon_conf

 

[Jeff]

or knock wing mirrors off......

Bastards used to do that when I parked outside my old place. My mirrors / aerial were getting broken so often I ended up buying a NCP season ticket, it was safer than parking in the street.

 

[Scarby]

i agree MHS - i think he was upset because the 'said' car he was using had just done a 200 mile round trip and the exhaust was bloody hot!

 

[Disco Bob]

I blame Kelly

 

[Scarby]

I blame Kelly

ruth kelly

 

[fcukcov]

i agree MHS - i think he was upset because the 'said' car he was using had just done a 200 mile round trip and the exhaust was bloody hot!

On a similar note I trapped my foreskin in my zip today, now that ****in hurt!!

 

[lazzer]

or wank themselves off using your exhaust pipe

dont try this at home at kids especially on articulated vehicles as you may end up HGV positive

 

[Melton Fox]

dont try this at home at kids especially on articulated vehicles as you may end up HGV positive

Or on courier's vehicles. Van Ariel disease isn't nice

 

[Boy Genius]

The old ones are the best......

 

[lazzer]

The old ones are the best......

did you get your free food samples today bg ? :icon_lol:

 

[Melton Fox]

The old ones are the best......

Alright you big headed ****er, I'll be old one day as well and then I can say the same

 

[Boy Genius]

did you get your free food samples today bg ? :icon_lol:

too fecking right, was in there for 3 hours...:icon_bigg

 

[lazzer]

fecking scratter did you feed the kids as well :icon_lol:

 

[Boy Genius]

fecking scratter did you feed the kids as well :icon_lol:

no I had them nicking biscuits and light sancks

 

[lazzer]

no I had them nicking biscuits and light sancks

pissed on sample cider i see :icon_lol:

 

[Boy Genius]

pissed on sample cider i see :icon_lol:

sancks are great come in three flavours, marmalade, carrot and cif


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[Disco Bob]

On a similar note I trapped my foreskin in my zip today, now that ****in hurt!!

It smarts a damn sight more when you're circumcised :icon_eek: