Poodle Snaps

[Joe_Fox]

Apparantly according to a mate we are trying out a new training technique called 'Poodle Snaps'. Can anyone shed any light on this?

 

[homer]

Sounds as though they're all in the doghouse to me

Maybe it's a bit ruff, but they have to do something to retriever the situation we are in at the moment. Hopefully this will pointer them in the right direction.

Frankly, I don't want to see any more of the shitzu we've had so far this season

 

[Joe_Fox]

We need to dominate a game and keep the ball. Also, we should try and dalmation more often and play with more St Bernard.

 

[MKFox]

new diet?
are they a bit like coco-pops but with poodles?

 

[Joe_Fox]

new diet?
are they a bit like coco-pops but with poodles?

Probably, but watch out though because everybody knows that the lady loves cock.

 

[Tony Elsby]

Apparently according to a mate we are trying out a new training technique called 'Poodle Snaps'. Can anyone shed any light on this?

Yeah. Directors are concerned about falling gates and the standard of entertainment being served up on the pitch. So they've recruited an army of Poodles to act as spectators for practice games at Belvoir Drive (two were called Homer and Babylon so I've heard).

Anyway, the poodles have been trained to react to excitement and the long term plan is to keep them all happy by playing exhilerating football.

Trouble is they react badly to poor passing and negative football and when they get fed up they die. Rigor mortis sets in and in this state their bodies are brittle ... hence the term Poodle Snaps (coined by those who dispose of the corpses).

At this stage there's no plan to take the poodles to Rotherham (apart from Homer and Babylon!) because the survival rate is increasing and everyone in the camp is now confident we're gonna win.

PS: Honest, only joking about Homer and Babylon. Fans have called for cheerfulness and optimism so I'm making an effort. Don't expect miracles all at once. Saturday might help.

 

[Joe_Fox]

Apparently according to a mate we are trying out a new training technique called 'Poodle Snaps'. Can anyone shed any light on this?

Yeah. Directors are concerned about falling gates and the standard of entertainment being served up on the pitch. So they've recruited an army of Poodles to act as spectators for practice games at Belvoir Drive (two were called Homer and Babylon so I've heard).

Anyway, the poodles have been trained to react to excitement and the long term plan is to keep them all happy by playing exhilerating football.

Trouble is they react badly to poor passing and negative football and when they get fed up they die. Rigor mortis sets in and in this state their bodies are brittle ... hence the term Poodle Snaps (coined by those who dispose of the corpses).

At this stage there's no plan to take the poodles to Rotherham (apart from Homer and Babylon!) because the survival rate is increasing and everyone in the camp is now confident we're gonna win.

PS: Honest, only joking about Homer and Babylon. Fans have called for cheerfulness and optimism so I'm making an effort. Don't expect miracles all at once. Saturday might help.

Tony, That is the funniest thing I have ever read nearly. Thanks, you've made my hangover bearable. Cheers mate.

 

[Billy Boy]

new diet?
are they a bit like coco-pops but with poodles?

Bit like Scooby snacks MK but more curly!

 

[Joe_Fox]

This thread is rubbish. Who on earth started this?

 

[homer]

Now that's more like it, TE.

Tony, if you read all of the posts on here you will find my views on adams are exactly the same as yours - I just try not to ridicule those who are giving him one more shot in the last chance salloon.

The relentless optimism puts me to shame and I applaud them

Saturday will prove us all wrong, when we play liquid football and win 6-0, like the good ol' boys did in the good old days when you weren't so doom laden (and incontinent).

 

[Tony Elsby]

Now that's more like it, TE.

Tony, if you read all of the posts on here you will find my views on adams are exactly the same as yours - I just try not to ridicule those who are giving him one more shot in the last chance salloon.

The relentless optimism puts me to shame and I applaud them

Saturday will prove us all wrong, when we play liquid football and win 6-0, like the good ol' boys did in the good old days when you weren't so doom laden (and incontinent).

I was just going to say ... oh shitttttt