Melton Fox
Dancing Queen
The c**t's back.
Probably the world's most inept postman (in close contention with Barlestone Rich) has not only kept his job, but he's been given a f**king promotion.
They've given the twat a helicopter and a fleet of vehicles.
Yesterday, he was called into the sorting office because a cow had been sent through the mail system. How the f**k did that happen? Royal Mail won't ship our fish for us, there is no way they'd ship a cow, especially without the relevant paperwork.
Anyway, he got there and decided to sort the issue out. 10 f**king seconds and he's let the cow go running around the village.
The idiot still kept his job.
Probably the world's most inept postman (in close contention with Barlestone Rich) has not only kept his job, but he's been given a f**king promotion.
They've given the twat a helicopter and a fleet of vehicles.
Yesterday, he was called into the sorting office because a cow had been sent through the mail system. How the f**k did that happen? Royal Mail won't ship our fish for us, there is no way they'd ship a cow, especially without the relevant paperwork.
Anyway, he got there and decided to sort the issue out. 10 f**king seconds and he's let the cow go running around the village.
The idiot still kept his job.
