PreMatch 'entertainment'.

[spionfox]

Nobody has commented yet on the new pre-match idea introduced on Monday. Birch goes into the crowd and picks on some poor ordinary person to read out the City team. It was a girl on the end of my row on Monday and she looked delighted but it didn't seem to go down too well with the crowd.

Still, at least we don't do that thing with Birch giving the christian names and expecting us to provide the surnames anymore!

Apart from a helicopter every week, what would be your favourite pre-match bit of entertainment.

Personally, I would like the return of the dancing troupe, but made up of MILF's rather than pre-pubescent kids.

 

[Scarby]

the foxy ladies

 

[fcukcov]

Nobody has commented yet on the new pre-match idea introduced on Monday. Birch goes into the crowd and picks on some poor ordinary person to read out the City team. It was a girl on the end of my row on Monday and she looked delighted but it didn't seem to go down too well with the crowd.

Still, at least we don't do that thing with Birch giving the christian names and expecting us to provide the surnames anymore!

Apart from a helicopter every week, what would be your favourite pre-match bit of entertainment.

Personally, I would like the return of the dancing troupe, but made up of MILF's rather than pre-pubescent kids.

didnt see the pre-match but people seemed to enjoy the half time one more around me when it was "stars" rather than nobodies who fall over after the gayest run up to kick a ball you have ever seen......

 

[spionfox]

didnt see the pre-match but people seemed to enjoy the half time one more around me when it was "stars" rather than nobodies who fall over after the gayest run up to kick a ball you have ever seen......

Kasabian - nuff said.

 

[fcukcov]

Kasabian - nuff said.

or newton.

 

[Jeff]

Nobody has commented yet on the new pre-match idea introduced on Monday.

Maybe none of us were in the ground when it happened.

Still, at least we don't do that thing with Birch giving the christian names

First name, or forename.

 

[Disco Bob]

What would be your favourite pre-match bit of entertainment.

A "Country House" version of Jo Guest fellating me.

Not the modern version though, not now she has become nothing more that a skanky whore.

 

[spionfox]

Maybe none of us were in the ground when it happened.





First name, or forename.

For someone who is about as politically correct as a gang rape, I must profess I have difficulty keeping up with the current PC trends.

First name/forename it is then (mutter mutter....)

 

[Jeff]

For someone who is about as politically correct as a gang rape, I must profess I have difficulty keeping up with the current PC trends.

First name/forename it is then (mutter mutter....)

I find it offensive when people ask me for my christian name, it makes me sound like a weirdo religious freak.

 

[spionfox]

Maybe none of us were in the ground when it happened.

I've noticed over the years that supporters tend to fall into two camps - those that are content to arrive inside the ground as the ref blows for kick off, and those who like to see the whole pre-match warm up etc.

Personally speaking, I find getting in early and seeing things helps with building up the whole 'match day' experience!

 

[spionfox]

I find it offensive when people ask me for my christian name, it makes me sound like a weirdo religious freak.

As opposed to just acting like one?

 

[Jeff]

As opposed to just acting like one?

All of us who turn up to worship at the church of Filbert every week are guilty of behaving like religious nuts. But at least we know our gods are real.

 

[Mouse]

For someone who is about as politically correct as a gang rape, I must profess I have difficulty keeping up with the current PC trends

First name/forename it is then (mutter mutter....)

I must say, that is a brilliant line

 

[spionfox]

I must say, that is a brilliant line

Sadly, I cannot claim credit. I heard it on the radio once, not sure if it was James Whale or someone of that ilk.

 

[MKFox]

A "Country House" version of Jo Guest fellating me.

Not the modern version though, not now she has become nothing more that a skanky whore.

so you wouldn't then.....?

 

[SJN-Fox]

I've noticed over the years that supporters tend to fall into two camps - those that are content to arrive inside the ground as the ref blows for kick off, and those who like to see the whole pre-match warm up etc.

There is a third category, the git that turns up with 4 of his mates, ten minutes into the start of the game, who, because they have had a half of shandy between them insist on going for a piss every 5 minutes. They then leave 5 minutes before half time and come back ten minutes after we've kicked back off, they then proceed to get up and ****in down for the whole of the second half and then leave 5 minutes before the end, however, if the ball happens to be beyond the half way line, they will stand in front of me to watch a couple more minutes. ....WANKERS

 

[beaumontfox]

That sounds like some people in front of me!

 

[spionfox]

There is a third category, the git that turns up with 4 of his mates, ten minutes into the start of the game, who, because they have had a half of shandy between them insist on going for a piss every 5 minutes. They then leave 5 minutes before half time and come back ten minutes after we've kicked back off, they then proceed to get up and ****in down for the whole of the second half and then leave 5 minutes before the end, however, if the ball happens to be beyond the half way line, they will stand in front of me to watch a couple more minutes. ....WANKERS

Yeah, but they aren't true supporters.

 

[Disco Bob]

Just like the fourth type: the wankers in their rainproof jacket. They hardly watch any of the match because they spend their entire time looking at the crowd.

And when we score the guy in front of us stands up facing the back.

He can't even spell his name correctly - obviously, it should be Stewart not Steward.

Idiot.

 

[Matt_B]

Just like the fourth type: the wankers in their rainproof jacket. They hardly watch any of the match because they spend their entire time looking at the crowd.

And when we score the guy in front of us stands up facing the back.

He can't even spell his name correctly - obviously, it should be Stewart not Steward.

Idiot.

And they were luminous(sp) jackets, attention seeking fools