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What the actual **** is going on with Newcastle buying that ****ing gomper Gordon off Everton for however many tens of millions?

He’s ****ing crap. I mean he’s a cheat and has a face like a smashed crab so he’ll fit in with those sportswashing, loathesome ****s but still.
It’s just because of his age I think. It seems he’s only 21.

21 + English + Prem appearances = £40m baseline.
Ticking the prem’s “home grown” requirements.
 
Speaking of football nonces, did you know that since being convicted in 1999 of shagging a kid, Graham Rix has been employed by Chelsea, Portsmouth, Oxford, Hearts, and multiple non-league clubs, including Fareham Town, where he is currently first team manager?
Assumed the conviction came after he’d worked at those big clubs and he had then fled to work in Thailand or something.
 
Speaking of football nonces, did you know that since being convicted in 1999 of shagging a kid, Graham Rix has been employed by Chelsea, Portsmouth, Oxford, Hearts, and multiple non-league clubs, including Fareham Town, where he is currently first team manager?
If I recall rightly, Chelsea said they would stick by him and keep his job open until he was released. They do have a history of employing sex offenders Clive Walker and Neil Shipperly spring to mind
 
If I recall rightly, Chelsea said they would stick by him and keep his job open until he was released. They do have a history of employing sex offenders Clive Walker and Neil Shipperly spring to mind
To be fair, Neil Shipperley had a wank in a van two decades after he left Chelsea so it likely wouldn’t have come up in a background check at the time. What did Clive Walker do?
 
To be fair, Neil Shipperley had a wank in a van two decades after he left Chelsea so it likely wouldn’t have come up in a background check at the time. What did Clive Walker do?
Helped with aforementioned van wank.
 
To be fair, Neil Shipperley had a wank in a van two decades after he left Chelsea so it likely wouldn’t have come up in a background check at the time. What did Clive Walker do?
Clive Walker was caught exposing himself in the street
 
I have a funny feeling Dyche at Everton will end in tears. I'm not sure he's suitable for a club that's lower in the table than the fans think it should be. He's probably better being the plucky underdog.

At Burnley, he was allowed to get them relagated in 2014/15 and try again, which he did successfully. When he was sacked last season, Burnley fans still wanted to keep him.

Everton fans will be far more entitled and if, say, he doesn't win any of the first three games there will be people phoning up 606 saying he's out of his depth and hasn't got a clue.
 
It's nothing personal against Dyche, I just don't like Everton.
Such an elitist attitude, when they haven't really done anything for bloody years.
Time for the trapdoor to open and stay open
 
It's nothing personal against Dyche, I just don't like Everton.
Such an elitist attitude, when they haven't really done anything for bloody years.
Time for the trapdoor to open and stay open
How dare you, they won the FA Cup 28 years ago
 
It's nothing personal against Dyche, I just don't like Everton.
Such an elitist attitude, when they haven't really done anything for bloody years.
Time for the trapdoor to open and stay open

This is pretty much my position. I like Dyche but I want Everton to get relegated for the entertainment value of it.
 
He’s got a squad full of shit - it will be a miracle if he keeps them up
 
They need to accept the Dyche way.

Screeding. Shit. Meat pies. Piss in the sink.

That’s the Dyche way.
 
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