Let’s remember Villa got through a League Cup semi against us as VAR simply looked at the wrong incident instead of the clear handball. And never had to explain themselves. Can we play that one again. Bring Brendan back to manage.Yep. I think I'm right in saying that could have been the difference in Villa staying up or going down, too.
Will. They. ****.Lucky bastards probably will stay up anyway thanks to other teams being utterly shit.
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It’s embarrassing isn’t it. That Wolves penalty in particular. Rather than correct shitty decisions it feels like VAR is just adding to them.****ing VAR.
Taking literally 5 mins to give an offside at Bournemouth with fans in the ground having not a ****ing clue what's going on.
Then at Wolves giving a ludicrous penalty to Newcastle that was probably closer to being a yellow for simulation.
Commentary said it was " a difficult one" ! well, if thats true then the error isn't clear & obvious isn't it? So give the original decision.
Jordan Henderson can compère the half time entertainment. He can supplement the bollocks that falls out of his mouth with all kinds of insincere platitudes.All this bollocks.
An increasingly large part of me just wants the super league to start ASAP so the PL will be ****ed.
When it's not worth billions anymore it'll probably just die a natural death & the EFL will be the proper league again.
They'll hang on for a few years obviously, trying desperately to convince us that the Mega Monday Showdown between Palace & Sheff Utd is an elite clash of the titans (on Channel 5) But eventually reality will assert itself.
Then we can all watch football for 20 quid & enjoy our old age. While everyone else pays £250 to watch the super league final live from Riyadh.
Global TV audience : 1.2 billion.
Stadium attendance : 12,000. All men. All identically dressed.
Half time entertainment in the ground will be the beheading of 50 female rape victims (for bringing shame upon their families) & the ceremonial garroting of 100 queers with specially made sets of rainbow laces.
Meanwhile the global TV audience won't see that as its half time extravaganza will be 8 consecutive ads for Asian betting conglomerates interspersed with expert analysis from Gary Neville, some woman who once played for England & an AI generated hologram of Jimmy Hill.
All ending with an extended video performance by Rihanna which will essentially be an endless piece of product placement for her new range of tastefully designed crotchless knickers.
( She'll appear in one shot with a football, emblazoned with the super league logo, between her open legs as she mumbles a lyric about milking your balls. Or summat)
In the aftermath, the finalists ( Newcastle & Man City, by some amazing coincidence ) announce the donation of 0.1% of their profits to be shared equally between a rape crisis centre in Newcastle & the organising committee of Manchester Pride Festival.
Both clubs are lauded in the press for being the greatest philanthropists in history, jointly awarded the Nobel peace prize & every member of each squad gets an OBE.
** Both the rape crisis centre & Manchester Pride refuse the donations & denounce the hypocrisy involved. But this is not reported. Anywhere**