Press conference rumours

[Real Sharapova]

Can I be the first to start a rumour as to when the next press conference is due to be held to announce CL's resignation/sacking/annointment as the next Pope. A press conference is due to be held to announce some/all of the above on Wednesday January 4th at 03.20 am. I have an impeccable source who met ( at the local Aldi's ) a mate of the bloke who flies the birds of prey to scare off the pigeons at the Walkers, and he swears it's gospel. Lined up to replace CL are George Best, with assistants Barbara Cartland and a sheepdog called Towser. Remember, you read it here first!

 

[Graz]

I heard we've got a press conference to announce Ron Jeremy as our new striker. Pretty excited about it myself. He's experienced and knows how to get into the box!

 

[PFKAKTF FOX]

I heard we've got a press conference to announce Ron Jeremy as our new striker. Pretty excited about it myself. He's experienced and knows how to get into the box!

Apparently lethal from about 8".

 

[fosseboy83]

i heard we're signing Tony James just incase:icon_wink

 

[highland fox]

I heard a rumour that someone is going to stop posting rumours especially rumours that are obviously 'made-up'.

 

[Real Sharapova]

I heard a rumour that someone is going to stop posting rumours especially rumours that are obviously 'made-up'.

That would rule out 99% of the posts

 

[webmaster]

I heard a rumour that someone is going to stop posting rumours especially rumours that are obviously 'made-up'.

But some people believe the rumours that are obviously made up. Maybe they want to believe he's going so much they'll believe anything.

Anyway I've just heard that CL hasn't resigned, but it's been discovered that the real CL was abducted by aliens, and the one we've had for the last few months is a clone that was sent to take his place. This comes from someone who knows someone whose brother in law lives next door to someone who was also abducted by aliens. And it must be true because it's been posted on the BBC 606 forum.

 

[fosseboy83]

I heard a rumour that someone is going to stop posting rumours especially rumours that are obviously 'made-up'.

you heard wrong

 

[Orifice]

But some people believe the rumours that are obviously made up. Maybe they want to believe he's going so much they'll believe anything.

Anyway I've just heard that CL hasn't resigned, but it's been discovered that the real CL was abducted by aliens, and the one we've had for the last few months is a clone that was sent to take his place. This comes from someone who knows someone whose brother in law lives next door to someone who was also abducted by aliens. And it must be true because it's been posted on the BBC 606 forum.

I just don't belive that. How come the clone is no different from the real one? What's going to happen to the clone one when we get the real CL back? We need info. Will the press conference be telling us this?

 

[webmaster]

How come the clone is no different from the real one?

Because it's a clone :icon_roll

What's going to happen to the clone one when we get the real CL back?

The real one will be sacked to keep the Levein out people happy, but the clone will be kept, for those people who want to continue with Levein.

 

[fcukcov]

Because it's a clone :icon_roll



The real one will be sacked to keep the Levein out people happy, but the clone will be kept, for those people who want to continue with Levein.

Wouldnt we just get the same results/tactics using a clone though?

 

[webmaster]

Wouldnt we just get the same results/tactics using a clone though?

I knew someone would believe this rumour

 

[Real Sharapova]

I knew someone would believe this rumour

Rumour???????????? I thought it was true:icon_sad:

 

[Ox Fox]

Rumour???????????? I thought it was true:icon_sad:

It is - you can tell because his parting is on the wrong side

 

[fosseboy83]

does anyone remember Pob?

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

:icon_lol: yeah i do fosse :icon_lol:

 

[Ox Fox]

does anyone remember Pob?[/QUOTE]

 

[fosseboy83]

'we very unlucky today'

 

[fcukcov]

At the next press conference will CL spit on the screen and write his name in it as well like Pob? I do hope so....

 

[Chrysalis]

Press conference mon morning 10pm, press attend to walkers stadium media room.






















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