Prisoner Cell Block H thread

[stevewalshwasgod]

Here is a thread dedicated to the aussie womens prison drama...

 

[Melton Fox]

He used to bring me roses

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

:icon_lol:

 

[homer]

He used to bring me roses

feckin' bender

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

LOL
I wish he would again..

 

[homer]

Loverly :

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

Memorable Quotes from
"Prisoner"

Lizzie Birdsworth: Don't you call me names, ya smart alecky trollop!

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Frances Harvey: You'll get yours, ya fat dyke bitch!

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Bea Smith: I'm going Freak-hunting.

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Rita Connors: [about The Freak] She's not a bloody army; she's just one woman.

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Bea Smith: Is this a private party or can anyone join in?

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Paddy Lawson: Back off or I'll clobber you

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Bea Smith: Debbie and Paddy, they're both waiting... both waiting... for you.

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[first line]

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Rita Connors: She won't spoil the wedding but straight after there's going to be a funeral - it's gonna be quite a party.

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Joan "The Freak" Ferguson: Where's Bea Smith?
Doreen Anderson-Burns: Oh, she went to see the Governor.
Joan "The Freak" Ferguson: I hear that she is Top Dog amongst you prisoners, how'd she get that privilege?
Doreen Anderson-Burns: Oh, I don't know.
Joan "The Freak" Ferguson: Funny, seems like everyone knows about the famous Bea Smith, except the ones that work with her...
Bea Smith: Why don't you ask me? I know *all* about her.

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Lou Kelly: [to Frank] You think sex appeal's a button-day for prostitutes.

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Frank Burke: Desmond, I wouldn't touch you with somebody else's.
Myra Desmond: Well, you lay a hand on Pixie, and you'll have to use somebody else's!

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Lou Kelly: [about Len Murphy] Oh, come on, have you seen him? I wouldn't let him touch me with Robert Redford's!

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Marlene Warren: [about Kerryn Davies] She's so up and down we should call her 'Dunny-seat Davies'!

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

I have got the 1st volume of dvds to be released.. anyone else getting them>?

 

[M17TT C]

I can't believe you lot love such a wank TV program. It comes from Australia FFS :icon_roll

 

[MHS]

I can't believe you lot love such a wank TV program. It comes from Australia FFS :icon_roll

:icon_lol: :icon_lol:


Neighbours

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

quotes...

You're all animals.

This is a prison not a holiday camp.

The deputy governor of a womens prison should be a woman.


Vera Bennett

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

I am on volume 5 now of the series...

 

[Steven]

I can't believe you lot love such a wank TV program. It comes from Australia FFS :icon_roll

It is class Television.

 

[Darth Vodka]

lesbian classic.....

you got The Xena Warrior Princess boxset too?

 

[MKFox]

you got The Xena Warrior Princess boxset too?

What was her little blonde girlfriend called?

 

[MKFox]

What was her little blonde girlfriend called?