Ride a bike

[Macky]

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Sex offenders register for man who had sex with a bike

He must be one of those peddlephiles

 

[PFKAKTF FOX]

:icon_eek:

Sex offenders register for man who had sex with a bike

He must be one of those peddlephiles

:icon_lol:

Whole new meaning to riding a chopper

 

[Melton Fox]

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Whole new meaning to riding a chopper

Bloody beat me to it :icon_evil:icon_lol:

 

[MKFox]

"Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993"

as you do....

 

[Macky]

It's a bit harsh though, he was basically just having an elaborate wank.

 

[PFKAKTF FOX]

"Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993"

as you do....

He was attracted to the crack

 

[Siouxsie]

:icon_lol:

Whole new meaning to riding a chopper

there's got to be a head and helmet joke somewhere too.

 

[four king power]

Who can honestly say that they have never at any point in their life had a go on the local bike?

 

[Jeff]

So you can now get put on the sex offenders register for having a wank in the privacy of your room. :icon_conf

Or was the bike under age?

 

[Darth Vodka]

Or was the bike under age?

it had stabilisers

the dirty pervert

 

[Siouxsie]

it had stabilisers

the dirty pervert

he'll be saddled with it for the rest of his life now though.

 

[Jeff]

Maybe it had a flat tyre and he couldn't find a pump?

 

[fcukcov]

Do you reckon he got tyred?

 

[Melton Fox]

"I thought lots of people liked mountain bikes your honour"

 

[Dour]

"Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993"

as you do....

Redditch Fox?

 

[MKFox]

Redditch Fox?

Next time he's on ask him if he's a sparky, if he says yes we've got our man

 

[Darth Vodka]

 

[fcukcov]

:icon_lol:

 

[lazzer]

he'll be saddled with it for the rest of his life now though.

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