LCFC 0-2/3 SUFC
We'll finish the game having had 10+ more attempts on goal then they will.
Hammond will miss at least 3 golden chances, not focing Porky into a save on any occasion.
Sylla will be so totally anonymous we'll all forget his on the pitch.
MDV will work hard all game and win the odd ball in the air and with the one half decent chance we create for him he'll snatch at it and put it high,wide and not so very handsome.
Ryan smith will of course look as lively and classy as ever but he'll be starved of posession and with the few good opportunities he does create, Mr's Hammond and DeVries et al will all waste.
Dion will come on in the last 20 minutes for MDV as we are searching for that elusive goal and as is his way nowadays he will do absolutely fcuk all.
All the time meanwhile, our recent 500.000 signing from Tranmere will sit on the bench for 90 minutes where he can be of actually no benefit to anyone.
When all this is over and despite getting beaten Mr Levein will hop in his car to go home,skipping his aftermatch press conference. He will however, in his place play a previously recorded solilioquy in which he say's the following:
"well obviously we're all dissapointed with the result but despite the result i'm actually quite pleased with the performance. Despite letting in 2/3 goals I thought the defending was very good. We outplayed Sheffield United for long spells. We were unlucky again that we didn't take any of our chances. We are as good as any team in this league."
"... Oh and did I mention,Nils-Eric Johanson let us down badly today."