Leicester Fans Placed On Transfer List!
Believe me it's true! The shock announcement came this morning in a terse statement:
"The club has finally had enough of its fickle fans and their absurd expectations. When they can be bothered to turn up in the Championship they just get on the players backs and only sing (badly) when the team is winning. They think they know a lot but most of them are simply wise after the event or just mindlessly repeat the cliches currently doing the rounds.
"So with immediate effect we will start clearing out the Kop and will offer these supporters priority application forms for season tickets at Old Trafford and Highbury.
"We have also started negotiations with Portsmouth Football Club to bring in their core support. Many Pompey fans have reacted favourably to the idea, glad of the fact no doubt that they can leave their ramshackle 'cold and the rain' facilities to sing their hearts out in a state of the art stadium."
Er well you lot have been asking for it haven't you now????????????????
Believe me it's true! The shock announcement came this morning in a terse statement:
"The club has finally had enough of its fickle fans and their absurd expectations. When they can be bothered to turn up in the Championship they just get on the players backs and only sing (badly) when the team is winning. They think they know a lot but most of them are simply wise after the event or just mindlessly repeat the cliches currently doing the rounds.
"So with immediate effect we will start clearing out the Kop and will offer these supporters priority application forms for season tickets at Old Trafford and Highbury.
"We have also started negotiations with Portsmouth Football Club to bring in their core support. Many Pompey fans have reacted favourably to the idea, glad of the fact no doubt that they can leave their ramshackle 'cold and the rain' facilities to sing their hearts out in a state of the art stadium."
Er well you lot have been asking for it haven't you now????????????????
