Sunday night boredom quiz

[spionfox]

What is the connection between Paddy McCarthy, Momo Sylla and Elvis Hammond?

 

[beaumontfox]

All crap?

 

[Lako42]

What is the connection between Paddy McCarthy, Momo Sylla and Elvis Hammond?

They have all had a sexual relationship with each other

 

[SJN-Fox]

They all have at least one vowel in their names

 

[spionfox]

All crap?

Close but no cigar.

They have all had a sexual relationship with each other

If true, certainly not common knowledge.

They all have at least one vowel in their names

True, but not the answer I was looking for.

 

[SJN-Fox]

Their agent is Eric (the cnut) Hall, and they were all planted by the poison dwarf to do as much damage as they could to our club ... **** ... it worked.

 

[beaumontfox]

They all had cars from Sturgess's?




* Which is true cos my mate used to work on reception at the one just off filbert St and spoke to the players all the time.

 

[Siouxsie]

What is the connection between Paddy McCarthy, Momo Sylla and Elvis Hammond?

they all play for LCFC?

 

[spionfox]

Their agent is Eric (the cnut) Hall, and they were all planted by the poison dwarf to do as much damage as they could to our club ... **** ... it worked.

Wrong. Even Eric 'Monster' Hall wouldn't touch some of that lot.

They all had cars from Sturgess's?

* Which is true cos my mate used to work on reception at the one just off filbert St and spoke to the players all the time.

Wrong - one of them can't even drive.

they all play for LCFC?

Wrong - two are now ex-players.

 

[Siouxsie]

Wrong - two are now ex-players.

actually I'm not convinced they ever played.

 

[spionfox]

actually I'm not convinced they ever played.

I'll go with you as regards Momo, but we did get at least a couple of decent performances from McCarthy. Didn't we?

 

[MKFox]

They have all received treatment for 'anal trauma' at A & E?

 

[spionfox]

They have all received treatment for 'anal trauma' at A & E?

Possibly, but that certainly wasn't widely reported at the time.

 

[spionfox]

They have all received treatment for 'anal trauma' at A & E?

I'm almost tempted to post a link to Goatse at this point, but fortunately I've bottled it!

 

[SJN-Fox]

None of them can walk and chew gum at the same time.

 

[MKFox]

They've all had melton up the Gary?

 

[SJN-Fox]

They've all had melton up the Gary?

(Sorry Melts, but that's funny)

 

[spionfox]

None of them can walk and chew gum at the same time.

Sorry, but I witnessed Elvis doing just that. And he was listening to music at the same time too. Talk about multi-tasking.

They've all had melton up the Gary?

Not the answer I was thinking of but if Melts can confirm I would be happy to give you that one.

 

[SJN-Fox]

Sorry, that's not what I was thinking of but I would still be happy to give you one.

Disgraceful.

 

[beaumontfox]

Wrong - one of them can't even drive.

:icon_eek:

I know Momo never bothered with renewing his car tax for at least a year whilst he was down here......