Lako42
Well-Known Member
Just reads the below on the Mercury site, what utter madness.
As many of the usual posters on this site may have noticed I have been going through some personal turmoil with reference to my fascination with Steve (Super Steve) Howard. I have consulted my GP and he has referred me to a counsellor who has been helping me through my demons. He has instructed me to write a diary of my day, I would like to share this with you all. I would also like to use this site as a platform for others who are also suffering the same problems as me CSSH (Compulsive Super Steve Howard) Disorder. Together we can get through this together; I am also looking for a sponsor, anyone interest please reply back to my message.
Dave from Woodville diary.
Tuesday 27th October 2009
04.17 AM
Wake up to a cold sweat thoughts of Super Steve Howard keep rolling through my head, his winner against Leeds last season winds over and over in my mind. Took some Prozac.
05.29 AM
I'm awaken to a large wet patch on my bed sheets, I move to the sofa and try to resist watch the Leicester V Reading match on Sky+.
7.40 AM
Wake up, moisture everywhere all I think of Super Steve, I am shaken as I have a flash back of Super Steve in a Derby Shirt, his winner against Leeds last season then replays over and over in my mind.
8.01 AM
I get my butler to make me Egg and Soldiers (My Favourite!), I specially tell him to make the soldiers of the shape of S T E V E H O W A R D
9.28 AM
Have an argument with my butler, he hasn't washed and pressed my Super Steve Howard pants, I tell him I am not happy and give him a formal warning.
11.23 AM
Put on a DVD, Leicester City Season review 08/09. The winner against Leeds last season gets repeated and repeated. Then the DVD then starts jumping, this is the 5th DVD it has happened too, I log onto the City site to order another 10 copies, just in case.
12.07 PM
Lunchtime, I’m starving, I get my butler to make me fish and chips, I specifically tell him to use the Super Steve Howard cutlery, plate and cup, hopefully he can get that right.
13.40 PM
I head over to the Walkers Stadium to pick up my City V West Brom tickets. I buy 3 tickets, 1 in the family stand, 1 in the KOP and another near the player’s bench. This way I can get a perfect view of Super Steve Howard even if he gets subbed by Pearson. I hope he doesn't though. While I am at the Walkers I popped into the Megastore. No new Super Steve Howard Merchandise, I recommend to the sales lady that they should. I buy another Leicester shirt with Super Steve Howard on the back just in case my other 20 are stolen (You can never be too careful). I leave the Walkers, no sign of Super Steve Howards car in the car park.
14.53 PM
I head over to Belvoir Drive; see if I can see him train. Bad news... Pearsons had given the players a day off training.
15.34 PM
I log onto Facebook, MySpace and Bebo and do a search for Steve Howard, still no sign of him. Whilst I am on the internet I update the unofficial Super Steve Howard fan site and log onto the government sight to print off the forms to change my name to deed poll. All my friends think I am silly for changing my name to Super Steve Howard.
16.16 PM
Watch the highlights of the Reading game. Super Steve was on the pitch for 23 minutes and 55 seconds, in that time he manages 3 flick ons and 2 shots off target.
20.03 PM
Get my butler to make my tea. Alphabets with chips, my Butler brings me my plate with the alphabets carefully placed S U P E R S T E V E H O W A R D. That was so sweet of him. I must remember to buy more packets of Birds Eye Alphabets.
22.54 PM
I head over to Dovers Bar in town, the number one gay venue in Leicester.
23.10 PM
Meet a guy called Matthew, looked cute but not good enough. Nice name though, same name as my favourite midfielder Mathew Oakley.
23.23 PM
Meet another guy Jack.
00.55 AM
Meet another guy, his name is Steve BINGO!!
01.59 AM
I head back to his, and amaze him by reeling off career statistics for Super Steve Howard. I also tell him how amazing I think his name is.
09.23 AM
Wake up next to Steve; we decided to go on a day trip to Newcastle. The birth place of Super Steve Howard.
17.56 PM
Forget about my appointment with the counsellor, he's not going to be happy. I really think I am over my fascination with Super Steve Howard.
If anyone could please sponsor me please reply back. Once again sorry to Lisa for mentioning your soiled G-String.
Dave, Woodville
As many of the usual posters on this site may have noticed I have been going through some personal turmoil with reference to my fascination with Steve (Super Steve) Howard. I have consulted my GP and he has referred me to a counsellor who has been helping me through my demons. He has instructed me to write a diary of my day, I would like to share this with you all. I would also like to use this site as a platform for others who are also suffering the same problems as me CSSH (Compulsive Super Steve Howard) Disorder. Together we can get through this together; I am also looking for a sponsor, anyone interest please reply back to my message.
Dave from Woodville diary.
Tuesday 27th October 2009
04.17 AM
Wake up to a cold sweat thoughts of Super Steve Howard keep rolling through my head, his winner against Leeds last season winds over and over in my mind. Took some Prozac.
05.29 AM
I'm awaken to a large wet patch on my bed sheets, I move to the sofa and try to resist watch the Leicester V Reading match on Sky+.
7.40 AM
Wake up, moisture everywhere all I think of Super Steve, I am shaken as I have a flash back of Super Steve in a Derby Shirt, his winner against Leeds last season then replays over and over in my mind.
8.01 AM
I get my butler to make me Egg and Soldiers (My Favourite!), I specially tell him to make the soldiers of the shape of S T E V E H O W A R D
9.28 AM
Have an argument with my butler, he hasn't washed and pressed my Super Steve Howard pants, I tell him I am not happy and give him a formal warning.
11.23 AM
Put on a DVD, Leicester City Season review 08/09. The winner against Leeds last season gets repeated and repeated. Then the DVD then starts jumping, this is the 5th DVD it has happened too, I log onto the City site to order another 10 copies, just in case.
12.07 PM
Lunchtime, I’m starving, I get my butler to make me fish and chips, I specifically tell him to use the Super Steve Howard cutlery, plate and cup, hopefully he can get that right.
13.40 PM
I head over to the Walkers Stadium to pick up my City V West Brom tickets. I buy 3 tickets, 1 in the family stand, 1 in the KOP and another near the player’s bench. This way I can get a perfect view of Super Steve Howard even if he gets subbed by Pearson. I hope he doesn't though. While I am at the Walkers I popped into the Megastore. No new Super Steve Howard Merchandise, I recommend to the sales lady that they should. I buy another Leicester shirt with Super Steve Howard on the back just in case my other 20 are stolen (You can never be too careful). I leave the Walkers, no sign of Super Steve Howards car in the car park.
14.53 PM
I head over to Belvoir Drive; see if I can see him train. Bad news... Pearsons had given the players a day off training.
15.34 PM
I log onto Facebook, MySpace and Bebo and do a search for Steve Howard, still no sign of him. Whilst I am on the internet I update the unofficial Super Steve Howard fan site and log onto the government sight to print off the forms to change my name to deed poll. All my friends think I am silly for changing my name to Super Steve Howard.
16.16 PM
Watch the highlights of the Reading game. Super Steve was on the pitch for 23 minutes and 55 seconds, in that time he manages 3 flick ons and 2 shots off target.
20.03 PM
Get my butler to make my tea. Alphabets with chips, my Butler brings me my plate with the alphabets carefully placed S U P E R S T E V E H O W A R D. That was so sweet of him. I must remember to buy more packets of Birds Eye Alphabets.
22.54 PM
I head over to Dovers Bar in town, the number one gay venue in Leicester.
23.10 PM
Meet a guy called Matthew, looked cute but not good enough. Nice name though, same name as my favourite midfielder Mathew Oakley.
23.23 PM
Meet another guy Jack.
00.55 AM
Meet another guy, his name is Steve BINGO!!
01.59 AM
I head back to his, and amaze him by reeling off career statistics for Super Steve Howard. I also tell him how amazing I think his name is.
09.23 AM
Wake up next to Steve; we decided to go on a day trip to Newcastle. The birth place of Super Steve Howard.
17.56 PM
Forget about my appointment with the counsellor, he's not going to be happy. I really think I am over my fascination with Super Steve Howard.
If anyone could please sponsor me please reply back. Once again sorry to Lisa for mentioning your soiled G-String.
Dave, Woodville
