Tamworth Fox
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Just got back home from Edinburgh. Recieved an email from, "The Apprentice," I have been invited for an interview on Wednesday 16th July in Birmingham.
The Apprentice 2009
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Tamworth Fox
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Not according the application form, asked all about Sir Alan. I had to answer questions on why I wanted to work for him. Also who my role model is excluding my future boss
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Tamworth Fox
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I did see he sold Amstrad. He has other businesses and business dealings though.
Macky
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AMS is irrelevant. The BBC are making a TV program, they don't give two shits who the business sponsor is as long as he/she makes for good TV.
The selection process will be almost identical to the selection for Big Brother, it's not what you know, it's how many boxes you tick on their selection list.
My advice is declare that you refuse to call anybody 'Sir'.
Refuse to acknowledge anybody that makes use of titles bestowed on them by parasites that have titles purely because of the vagina that they crawled out of.
Macky
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and while I think of it, make sure that if you do manage to make it onto the program and end up being sacked in the board room DO NOT thank him for the opportunity, or any such bollocks. Look him square in the eyes and say "well f*ck you so, you big hairy ballsack".
It always f*cked me off the way that they are almost apologetic when they get sacked.
I think I should apply, the Beeb would love me, I wouldn't stand for any of that crawly bumlick bullshit.
It always f*cked me off the way that they are almost apologetic when they get sacked.
I think I should apply, the Beeb would love me, I wouldn't stand for any of that crawly bumlick bullshit.
Macky
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:icon_lol: I had a quiet night in. Two bottles of wine & about 50 rizlas, so pretty good.
Melton Fox
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Failed?
bocadillo
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Bottled it.
Tamworth Fox
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Melton Fox
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Good for you. Success, money and fame is the last thing you need at your age.
Why don't you go on Melts, you and Sir Alan would make compelling viewing i reckon.
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Melton Fox
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Never. He's a self loving, opinionated c**t with a head the size of The Epcot Centre.
He thinks he knows everything, thinks his opinion is always right and is very rude to people.
I couldn't cope with somebody like that.
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bocadillo
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spionfox
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Not sure Sralan could either :icon_lol:
Melton Fox
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Blimey, I've just typed "The Apprentice 2009" into Google to see when the new series starts.
This thread is top of Google ratings :icon_eek:
This thread is top of Google ratings :icon_eek:
City Fan
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Starts on Friday 27th March I believe - can't wait.
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