Speculation The Crazy Stupid Premier League Rumours Thread

[M17TT C]

Seems like silly season is in full flow now so may as well have it's own thread.

We've had Gardner, the non-league player and the Argie linked so far, next up some hot-shot from Spartak Moscow who's name I have forgotten already!

http://talksport.com/football/evert...eicester-race-spartak-moscow-star-14040986760

It's going to be a long summer I think!

 

[homer]

Our name will be added by default by lazy, bone idle journalists, to any spurious rumour applicable to any and every other Club

Will be a very, very long summer indeed

 

[Joe_Fox]

I heard a rumour that zidane is friends with knockaert's dad.

 

[M17TT C]

Next up, Julian Speroni:

http://www.slp.co.uk/sport.cfm?id=1...on Palace keeper Speroni if Schmeichel leaves

 

[Kingy_85]

Speroni?

Good God. SIGN KASPER UP ASAP!

 

[fitz]

Next up, Julian Speroni:

http://www.slp.co.uk/sport.cfm?id=12328&headline=Foxes%20keen%20on%20Palace%20keeper%20Speroni%20if%20Schmeichel%20leaves

What year is it?

 

[City Fan]

Speroni?

Good God. SIGN KASPER UP ASAP!

Yeah I would hate for us to sign a keeper who has conceded just twice in the last 5 Premier League games, including a clean sheet against Chelsea.

 

[Lako42]

Erm, Is Speroni not a very good goalkeeper?

 

[M17TT C]

What year is it?

Year of the horse I believe.

 

[Miles Away]

Speroni is a fine 'keeper.

 

[londonfox]

Speroni is a very good keeper but if, as is likely, Palace stay up what would be his motivation in leaving and joining us? I'd imagine they would/could match the wages we would be willing to pay.

 

[SJN-Fox]

****ing hell, it gets worse ...

Retweeted by Bert

Tom Meredith™ ‏@meredithlcfc
Just heard a rumour Nigel Pearson will be quitting as manager and moving upstairs due to his heart and Ruud Gullit will be taking over #LCFC

And it's only ****ing April, we haven't even had Easter yet FFS

 

[Kingy_85]

Yeah I would hate for us to sign a keeper who has conceded just twice in the last 5 Premier League games, including a clean sheet against Chelsea.

A good patch of form means nothing. He's an average keeper and if we do lose Kasper then we should be aiming higher than him.

 

[Blue Maniac]

****ing hell, it gets worse ...



And it's only ****ing April, we haven't even had Easter yet FFS

Tom Meredith™ ‏@meredithlcfc 8h

@Gizzo_ someone from work told me this morning! Someone's brother from kasabian told him last night at skittles

 

[st albans fox]

the nonsense starts early. if kasper goes, then david marshall is a decent keeper but he would cost. if palace dont want to offer speroni what he thinks he is worth, then i would be happy to have him.

and pearson looks to be the calmest manager i've ever seen. maybe he does have a health problem but then again, probably he doesnt.

 

[Brown Nose]

maybe he does have a health problem but then again, probably he doesnt.

maybe we live in parallel dimensions where in one he's proper poorly and in the other he's serenely healthy.

maybe in the poorly dimension, which he keeps secret, he sits in the stand with bill shankly on one side and brian clough on the other who whisper tactical instructions to him whilst jesus massages his heart.

maybe he then comes back to our dimension and pretends that he knows things in his own head.

maybe shankly says speroni is best and clough says marshall is best and jesus likes schmeichel.

you have to admit, it would explain a lot.

 

[Blue Maniac]

maybe we live in parallel dimensions where in one he's proper poorly and in the other he's serenely healthy.

maybe in the poorly dimension, which he keeps secret, he sits in the stand with bill shankly on one side and brian clough on the other who whisper tactical instructions to him whilst jesus massages his heart.

maybe he then comes back to our dimension and pretends that he knows things in his own head.

maybe shankly says speroni is best and clough says marshall is best and jesus likes schmeichel.

you have to admit, it would explain a lot.

All of which makes infinitely more sense than Ruud Gullit taking over as manager.

 

[Graz]

YAY RUMOURS TIME!

I know we're going to get loads, and we'll be linked with everyone far and wide - out of contract players looking for a last pay cheque, big names we've not got a chance of signing, players who have shone in lower leagues including the Championship (yes, that's a lower league for us next year!), unknowns from the far corners of the globe, total shite we'd never want playing for us, a few that will actually end up signing more out of pure luck than any actual journalistic knowledge, and Edgar Davids, as 'big spending Leicester' face the challenge of staying in the Premier League - but after 10 years out of the top flight, I can't wait to see who we do sign and am excited about what Pearson and his team can pull off backed by our Thai owners.

It will get tedious, but for right now, BRING IT ON!

 

[st albans fox]

BN, exactly what qualifies the messiah to have a view on our next keeper?

 

[Brown Nose]

BN, exactly what qualifies the messiah to have a view on our next keeper?

Expert at crosses?