Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded summer 2021 rumours thread

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Lako42

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"Closing in" could very easily mean "sent him a gift basket of Thorntons". There's nothing substantiated in there.

Then when we get him here and crock him up good and proper we can send him a basket of fruit.
 

tedfoxxx

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That's it. Reel them in with special toffee and then manage expectations with a granny smith. Boom.
Special toffee could do the trick but he’s been in Scotland for a couple of years so he’s probably developed more of a taste for chips and heroin.
 

tedfoxxx

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Not convinced you’d need salt for heroin. Sauce, though. Obviously. Brown
Och aye yer daft English bastard, that’s no the type o’ sauce he’s talkin’ aboot.

Unless it is. Isn’t it some kind of thick artificial vinegar? Sounds ****ing revolting.

Also, I’ll eat almost anything but brown sauce is gross.
 
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Volpone

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Leicester City have renewed their interest in long-time target Ismail Jakobs, 21, but the Foxes face competition from Brighton who are also monitoring Cologne's Germany Under-21 international. (Mail)
 

homer

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Ooh fighting neck and neck with Brighton and chading some bloke from a pub League

All looking good
 

parafox

Active Member
Rodgers didn't force Benkovic in simply because he played for Celtic as he realised he wasn't good enough for the premier league, so if Brendan thinks he can make Edouard work for us then I'm inclined to trust his judgement.
 

TommyK

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Hatayspor striker Aaron Boupendza is keen to move to the Premier League and is being monitored by a number of clubs, including Southampton, Tottenham, Leicester, West Ham, Newcastle United, Crystal Palace and Wolves. Boupendza's Gabon international team-mate Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang has also spoken to Arsenal about the 24-year-old. (90 min)
 

tedfoxxx

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Monitored.

That’s somewhere between scouted and watched, followed by a completely random list of English football clubs.

The club and player sound made up.

3/10
 
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