Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded summer 2021 rumours thread

[Lako42]

"Closing in" could very easily mean "sent him a gift basket of Thorntons". There's nothing substantiated in there.

Then when we get him here and crock him up good and proper we can send him a basket of fruit.

 

[FOX Franks]

Then when we get him here and crock him up good and proper we can send him a basket of fruit.

That's it. Reel them in with special toffee and then manage expectations with a granny smith. Boom.

 

[camberwell fox]

Then when we get him here and crock him up good and proper we can send him a basket of fruit.

Well at least you would have another body for your guest house.

 

[tedfoxxx]

That's it. Reel them in with special toffee and then manage expectations with a granny smith. Boom.

Special toffee could do the trick but he’s been in Scotland for a couple of years so he’s probably developed more of a taste for chips and heroin.

 

[mabrah]

Deep fried chips and heroin.

 

[pork pie fox]

Deep fried chips and heroin.

Deep fried battered chips and heroin.

 

[homer]

Deep fried heroin

With salt and sauce

Lovely

 

[FOX Franks]

Deep fried heroin

With salt and sauce

Lovely

Not convinced you’d need salt for heroin. Sauce, though. Obviously. Brown

 

[fitz]

salt and sauce

Something non-scotch types try only once.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Not convinced you’d need salt for heroin. Sauce, though. Obviously. Brown

Och aye yer daft English bastard, that’s no the type o’ sauce he’s talkin’ aboot.

Unless it is. Isn’t it some kind of thick artificial vinegar? Sounds ****ing revolting.

Also, I’ll eat almost anything but brown sauce is gross.

 

[homer]

If you don't know, you don't know

 

[Volpone]

Leicester City have renewed their interest in long-time target Ismail Jakobs, 21, but the Foxes face competition from Brighton who are also monitoring Cologne's Germany Under-21 international. (Mail)

 

[homer]

Ooh fighting neck and neck with Brighton and chading some bloke from a pub League

All looking good

 

[camberwell fox]

Ooh fighting neck and neck with Brighton and chading some bloke from a pub League

All looking good

Did you mean chading or chaffing?

 

[Graz]

Did you mean chading or chaffing?

Or choding?

 

[parafox]

Rodgers didn't force Benkovic in simply because he played for Celtic as he realised he wasn't good enough for the premier league, so if Brendan thinks he can make Edouard work for us then I'm inclined to trust his judgement.

 

[TommyK]

Hatayspor striker Aaron Boupendza is keen to move to the Premier League and is being monitored by a number of clubs, including Southampton, Tottenham, Leicester, West Ham, Newcastle United, Crystal Palace and Wolves. Boupendza's Gabon international team-mate Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang has also spoken to Arsenal about the 24-year-old. (90 min)

 

[tedfoxxx]

Monitored.

That’s somewhere between scouted and watched, followed by a completely random list of English football clubs.

The club and player sound made up.

3/10

 

[mabrah]

It probably means he's hanging around in the parking lot. CCTV is doing the monitoring

 

[Blue Maniac]

the 24-year-old

While we’re here, this is not how people talk, ever