Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded summer 2021 rumours thread

[tedfoxxx]

Potential issues with Lookman medical according to Rob Dorset, but no idea what they are. Could all be bollocks.

Failed his cough and drop?

****ing fab that just taking to us gets you injured now

 

[Graz]

In other news, Nicky Maynard has just signed for Tranmere.

****ing shambles - how have we missed out on him again?

 

[tedfoxxx]

In other news, Nicky Maynard has just signed for Tranmere.

****ing shambles - how have we missed out on him again?

Ah some wounds never heal.

 

[tedfoxxx]

In other news Burnley have signed a British full back from the championship. Didn’t see that one coming.

 

[Matt_B]

His entire body? I'm amazed it's not been picked up in any of his previous medicals by other clubs, to be honest. Crazy if true.

Unless we're talking a massively swollen, mumps-type situation, I can't imagine it will impact much on the pitch.

 

[Graz]

What time is the window SLAMMING SHUT today?

We're just going to get Lookman at best aren't we?

 

[ThaiSweetChilli]

What time is the window SLAMMING SHUT today?

We're just going to get Lookman at best aren't we?

According to Fabrizio Romano the only way we sign someone else is if we're offered a player by their club.

 

[bocadillo]

What time is the window SLAMMING SHUT today?

11 p.m.

 

[Brown Nose]

They are leaving it a bit late for the Coutinho signing aren't they.

 

[popillius]

They are leaving it a bit late for the Coutinho signing aren't they.

And Tommy Wright. Shambles.

 

[SilverFox]

That’s it for us now isn’t it (in terms of 2021 transfer activity I mean - not like it’s the end end)

 

[SilverFox]

It’s not too late to sign me. I’m 41 next month but I’m 6ft 2, I can run just over 10k, I’m terrible at football, but I am right footed and have lawyer skills so might be able to negotiate that no one comes near me or I initiate some spurious PI claim. I would happily take the money and also not be the answer to what we need. Come get me.

 

[TommyK]

I would think so. We've certainly strengthen the squad. Not convinced we've massively improved the starting 11.

 

[glyn]

They are leaving it a bit late for the Coutinho signing aren't they.

As well as missing out on Maynard AND Deeney.
And another chance to re-sign Drinkwater gone begging.

shambles.

 

[SilverFox]

I would think so. We've certainly strengthen the squad. Not convinced we've massively improved the starting 11.

Me neither.

 

[glyn]

That’s it for us now isn’t it (in terms of 2021 transfer activity I mean - not like it’s the end end)

Deep.

 

[SilverFox]

Deep.

Shit what if it is the end and I just called it.

 

[popillius]

Shit what if it is the end and I just called it.

Wouldn't be surprised, you ****ing Jonah.

 

[Matt_B]

It’s not too late to sign me. I’m 41 next month but I’m 6ft 2, I can run just over 10k, I’m terrible at football, but I am right footed and have lawyer skills so might be able to negotiate that no one comes near me or I initiate some spurious PI claim. I would happily take the money and also not be the answer to what we need. Come get me.

If what I'm constantly being told about our Prime Minister is true, it won't matter how shit you are as long as you "do your best". I reckon you're a good shout as a last minute recruit.

 

[Lako42]

Joey?