the in joke thread

[Darth Vodka]

partly for newbies, partly for nostaligia

here are as many tb in-jokes that i can think of:-

the *ahem* chavvier Leicester City fans are teased for 1) wanting some players back, e.g. Joey Gudjohnsson, Tommy Wright 2) talking in txt spk 3) being here instead of Foxestalk

amongst the turmoil of player speculation, there have been a few daft speculations of made up people (i think) such as Mungongo, Billy Shitpants and managers being seen at the ground, notable Ian ****ing Dowie

if a thread is particularly inane, it often gets "Cheese and Onion" as an answer in response to stupid "what's your favourite crisp flavour" threads

there are certainly posters reknowned for bad spelling, Newtonfox springs to mind

there are certain posters who are reknowned for the pedantry, er, me and Boc spring to mind

jas213 had some bullshit bet at 14-1 or something that everybody said "bullhit" to and asked him to show us the betting slip...never happened

tornado shaun spelt out the meaning of a joke and now everybody picks apart jokes as a piss take

Duzza once went to George Michael concert

erm...any more?

 

[Jeff]

Kmft!

 

[tedfoxxx]

- Homer and Alex's sexual tension.

- Monster Munch

- Plugging things into an Xbox and also the sofa.

- Female posters' lecherous attitude to Matt Oakley's arse.

- Male posters' lecherous attitude to Michael Morrison's genitals.

- Rubbery.

- Joe Fox's flawless betting system.

 

[fcukcov]

Going back a bit this one but Brauny Blue's dirty habit of watching his neighbour through his telescope.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Kmft!

Jeff is referencing Ricky Sappleton's use of the kmft, which become a running joke on the forum due to the lack of knowledge as to what is meant and also the fact it just made people rofl.

 

[Darth Vodka]

Kmft!

as yes, some shite youth team LCFC player had KMFT on his facebook or something. and apparently that means Kiss My ****ing Teeth

 

[tedfoxxx]

Lee Morris' release from Hereford.

 

[Jeff]

Leroy Potter - started here: http://talkingballs.co.uk/showthread.php?t=13974

 

[tedfoxxx]

Leroy Potter - started here: http://talkingballs.co.uk/showthread.php?t=13974

Not heard that one in a while.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Editing a quote into something homo-erotic.

 

[Darth Vodka]

Plugging things into an Xbox and also the sofa.

oh yeah, due to some rant about plugging stuff in, now everybody recommends you plug everything into the sofa

- Female posters' lecherous attitude to Matt Oakley's arse.

mainly Beaumont!

- Rubbery.

the punchline to the old joke
man to chinese waiter: this chicken is rubbery
waiter: ah thank you

- Joe Fox's flawless betting system.

oh yeah and asking daft questions about life decisions

 

[Jeff]

I'd like to have sex with Michael Morrison

:icon_wink

 

[Darth Vodka]

ironic text/chav speak (this is mainly a Macky thing)

rofzzzzzzzzzl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

 

[tedfoxxx]

Hyperbolic reference to Blue Maniac's use of indirect public transport routes because he's a scratting bastard.

 

[tedfoxxx]

the punchline to the old joke
man to chinese waiter: this chicken is rubbery
waiter: ah thank you

Tooth hurty, also.

 

[pork pie fox]

Surely pickled onion Monster Munch get a mention

 

[Durham Fox]

Inner Circle

 

[tedfoxxx]

Sarcastically telling someone that they have made a scoop when they have in fact repeated a piece of news already mentioned on the forum.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Harbro Fox in fact being Melton Fox, a myth dispelled at this year's TBFC vs FoxesTalk match.

 

[Darth Vodka]

Inner Circle

that's the people who remember all these shitty in jokes