The ONLY solution is this......

[homer]

Go out today and see your bank/building society manager

Take out a loan for £5,000

Stick the whole lot on Sunderland to beat us by two goals or more (12/5 with ##### - but feel free to shop around for better odds)

Win £12,000 (and get your stake back to repay your original loan)

If we could mobilise 2,000 of us to do that right now, then we would have 24 million quid between us, and we could kick the whole ferkin' lot of 'em right of this club forever, never to darken the doorstep again


Other than that we are completely and utterly fecked.

 

[alex]

I'm up for it.

 

[Durham Fox]

I will warn the Swiss bank of an iminent withdrawal.

 

[fcukcov]

I will warn the Swiss bank of an iminent withdrawal.

if it works Ill warn the mrs that I will celebrate with an immediate meat deposit.

 

[Real Sharapova]

if it works Ill warn the mrs that I will celebrate with an immediate meat deposit.

Obvious,obvious,obvious.

 

[fcukcov]

Obvious,obvious,obvious.

thats what comedy terrorists do! the obvious:icon_lol:

 

[SilverFox]

Top plan!:icon_lol:

 

[Jeff]

Go out today and see your bank/building society manager

Take out a loan for £5,000

Stick the whole lot on Sunderland to beat us by two goals or more (12/5 with ##### - but feel free to shop around for better odds)

Win £12,000 (and get your stake back to repay your original loan)

If we could mobilise 2,000 of us to do that right now, then we would have 24 million quid between us, and we could kick the whole ferkin' lot of 'em right of this club forever, never to darken the doorstep again

Wouldn't work.

As soon as a lot of money goes on that outcome the bookies will reduct the odds to cover their potential losses. And the buggers would go and win the match anyway.

But the euromillions lottery jackpot this week is 24 million, so we'll just have to make sure one of us wins that.

 

[SilverFox]

Or better still feck the club...feck them right in the ear!

Lets put the money towards strating from scratch and form a Leicester Fosse team! In a few years we could be playing LCFC and we wouldn't even need to get promotion to do it.

 

[Durham Fox]

Wouldn't work.

As soon as a lot of money goes on that outcome the bookies will reduct the odds to cover their potential losses. And the buggers would go and win the match anyway.

But the euromillions lottery jackpot this week is 24 million, so we'll just have to make sure one of us wins that.

It would need to be an organised attack, all 2000 punters placing their bets within a 20 minute window with several bookies.

 

[homer]

It would need to be an organised attack, all 2000 punters placing their bets within a 20 minute window with several bookies.

It could work, I tell you - it would be like buying money

 

[Durham Fox]

It could work, I tell you - it would be like buying money

You dont need to convince me, Credit Suisse have transfered the money to my Coutts current account :icon_lol:

 

[Willlow]

It could work, I tell you - it would be like buying money

Sunderland would probably score a last minute own goal to make the score 2-1 :icon_wink :icon_bigg

 

[homer]

You dont need to convince me, Credit Suisse have transfered the money to my Coutts current account :icon_lol:

Mind you, what bank is going to lend money to most of the feckers on here ?

Euro Lottery it is then

 

[Lako42]

sounds like a right plan to me. ive got 500 quid left in my student overdraft. should i lump the lot on a sunderland win?

 

[homer]

sounds like a right plan to me. ive got 500 quid left in my student overdraft. should i lump the lot on a sunderland win?

Could do, but look around for odds on the winning margin, 'cos you'll get more cash back to waste on beer, fags and cheap women

If you find someone offering a three or more goal margin let me know, and I'll remortgage the house and sell the kids

Its like buying money, I tell you

 

[fcukcov]

You dont need to convince me, The Bank of Pikey have transfered the money in unmarked bank notes to my house on the bank of 3 legged horse via a money laundering operation in pakistan.:icon_lol:

thats very honest of you duzzer.:icon_conf

 

[Singth]

Sunderland would probably score a last minute own goal to make the score 2-1 :icon_wink :icon_bigg

Or Elvis would come on and score

 

[Steven]

Only £5,000 Homer?

 

[Jeff]

Only £5,000 Homer?

That's all he can get if he sells his house.