Melton Fox
Dancing Queen
10,000 Christmases ruined without the need for a tragedy, ahahaha
Lovely Jubbly, now I know of at least two families that might not be able to bore the **** out of me with tales of how there Christmas was so much better for not being in this country.
I won't have to listen to the line "We can afford it, so why not" - Aha, not now you can't you greedy ****s, Travlescope has your ****ing money. Ah ****ing Ah.
"The telly's shit, the weather's cold, can't be bothered to cook, don't want to see people" - Aha, welcome back to my world, ****s!
Made my ****ing Christmas this has, it was going pretty shit right up until 5 minutes ago when I heard about this.
Aha, up yours ****s!!!
Hope the New Year is even worse, ahahaha
Lovely Jubbly, now I know of at least two families that might not be able to bore the **** out of me with tales of how there Christmas was so much better for not being in this country.
I won't have to listen to the line "We can afford it, so why not" - Aha, not now you can't you greedy ****s, Travlescope has your ****ing money. Ah ****ing Ah.
"The telly's shit, the weather's cold, can't be bothered to cook, don't want to see people" - Aha, welcome back to my world, ****s!
Made my ****ing Christmas this has, it was going pretty shit right up until 5 minutes ago when I heard about this.
Aha, up yours ****s!!!
Hope the New Year is even worse, ahahaha
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